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praying for rain

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 15:41

Texas politician: please lord, make it rain.
The lord: You want rain? Fuck you! Here fire instead!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 15:45

fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 17:18

Pray for fire the next time. Out-smart that fucking Jehovah.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 18:23

>>2
haha the lord doesn't like you either

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 15:10

>>5
The "lord" doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 22:45

I think that Rick Perry has been secretly praying to Satan. I know this because the fire is 20 miles from my house. Fucking devil worshipping teabaggers are trying to kill me because I voted for Obama.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 22:52

DERP LORD DERP DERP PRAYER DERP SATAN DERP DERP

Invoking the name "Perry" isn't going to help you either.

Name: : 2011-09-08 23:28

If there's one thing I fear it's that people who endlessly pray to God will one day "hear" from him that they must violently rip out their own intestinal tracks and write the word "Satan" in their own shit.

Though frankly that's their own problem.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 23:32

>>8
Back to the^{im_ag_eboards} please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 19:21

cheque mai dubbes

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 1:40

I bet the Jews did this.