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Dear !L33tUKZj5I

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 12:45

Stop posting on /g/. No one gives a shit that you use Ubuntu and Aircrack. You're not impressing anyone. Stop pretending like it makes you an expert on GNU/Linux and ``hacking'' and shit. Any 12 year old script kiddie can accomplish what you've been bragging about. Please refrain from shitposting on our board in the future. Thanks~

P.S. if you could stop shitting up /prog/, that'd be nice too. You really don't know shit about programming. Just stay on /lounge/. Or perhaps even /polecat kebabs/.

Although I suppose it doesn't really matter anyway, since I've just added your tripcode to my filter now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 15:17

>>67
Oh shit. Isn't today RedCream appreciation day?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 15:35

OP is, undoubtedly, a raging virgin.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-08 16:10

>>68-kun, that is correct, and it is very kind of you to remember. R.A.D. was assigned to September 8th of each year, which just happens to be Macedonian Independence Day.

REDCREAM APPRECIATION DAY IS SEPTEMBER 8TH OF EACH YEAR

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 16:32

>>5
I've been posting on /g/ for over three years.
So that's what's wrong with you. Spending way too long on the imageboards have corrupted you beyond repair.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 20:13

>>69
L33tUK, where's your trip?
>>71
Hey now. /g/ isn't nearly as bad as the other imageboards. And L33tUK isn't well-received even on /g/.

Also, he hasn't spent as much time on /g/ as he claims.
http://archive.installgentoo.net/cgi-board.pl/g/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=&search_tripcode=!L33tUKZj5I&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old

Notice how his oldest post is from late 2010. He just said ``3'' years to try and sound like he has more seniority. But he probably didn't even know about Green Oval/Gentoomen, so he thought he could get away with lying about it. But every person who frequents /g/ knows about the automatic archives.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 20:15

>>72
im not l33t, fagstrum

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 20:19

>>72
This explains everything. Good thing the archives exist. They really show whether one is full of shit or not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 20:38

>>73
go fuck an autistic nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 20:49

>>73,75
WHOA! WAOH! OAWH!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-08 21:03

>>72 I have been there for three years, just haven't used my trip the entire time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 22:18

>>77
Sure thing, chief. That's why all your posts from 2010 indicate that you didn't know shit about /g/... because it really takes 2 years to learn the basic expectations and etiquette of the board.

Whatever you say, sir.

Name: : 2011-09-08 23:23

>>1 How about you stop typing in geek speak, you're making my eyes bleed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-08 23:25

>>79
fuck you fagstorm

Name: mNotFagstormYouCunt 2011-09-08 23:30

>>80 Says SFBE

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-09 1:32

>>78 the fuck are you talking about? It's true. You think I found this place first? What kinda moron are you?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-09 1:46

In fact what do you mean, not know about /g/? Example? And secondly, you thing every tripcode user does it from the second they get here? You're fucking retarded.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-09 3:25

L33tUK is a script kiddie

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-09 3:44

>>84
And you're an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 4:20

>>51
fap and win!
>>59
Xarn

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-09 9:56

>>85
oh that was hard script kiddie

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 10:05

>>85-87
gtfo samecunt

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-09 13:06

>>87
You think calling me a skiddy is an insult?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 13:23

>>89
fuck off.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-09 13:34

>>90 No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 14:47

>>91
ugly as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 16:55

93get

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-09 20:00

>>89
you really are a fucked up wanker who lives in his moms basement fuck off back to /prog/ N00b script kiddie

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-09 20:27

>>89
btw can i see ur dick? no homo

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 0:12

This thread needs MOAR blossoms of hate.
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                /FUCK   \  ___
         _.--. |  YOU/  |.'   `'.
       .'FUCK `\   \|   /  FUCK  \
      /  YOU_   \.=..=./  _.'YOU /
      '.   .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-.    /
        \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-'
        '/     _},'<>`.{_    `\
       .'   .-'/ )=..=;`\`-    \
      (  FUCK   /  /| \  FUCK   )
       '-..YOU.'    :  '.YOU..-'
              |  FUCK`   |
               '. YOU  _.'
                 `--.-'

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 7:17

>>96
Can I poop in your mouth?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-11 9:49

>>94
I suspect you are projecting.
I've lived away from the parental home for sixteen years now, which is probably longer than you have been alive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:20

>>98
I've lived away from the parental home for sixteen years now
So your parents kicked you out when you were born?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:25

>>99
One more shit thread on the front page. Great job. Might as well throw in a nice check my dubz to fit in with the theme.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:26

>>100
Hey man, chill out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:27

>>98
I used to think naming myself "L33t" was cool, too. Back in 1999.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 1:10

>>102
What changed since then?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 3:45

Saturnalia? Decompoasable mimeograph lever monocular aplomb boron preachy.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-12 4:43

>>102
I picked the name purely to piss people off. I know it's stupid.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-12 4:44

>>99
Truly one of the worst insults I've ever heard, which only proves my point. You're a fucking kid who probably isn't old enough to be here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 5:05

Toasting i epic bread!!!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-12 5:18

>>107
Did this really need to be bumped. Lol.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:29

>>106
Nice projection, chief.
>>107
/polecat kebabs/
>>108
Are you frustrated?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:35

Miasma mycology Anatole. Practise withe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:45

Ingot publication whim skirmish Joshua confound Jupiter! Sundial befallen spool temptress eluate tamp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:45

Eigenstate club helium Werner scratch repairmen tracery median codepoasit fledge?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 19:07

113get

Name: !1af 2011-09-12 19:10

RRRRR tripcode

Name: !MyP.M3n7Rc 2011-09-12 19:11

whoops

Name: !!Yd5o6eEfhP3C/gU 2011-09-12 19:11

HA

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-12 22:05

You know, I'm tempted to do some kinda podcast thing and see if anyone has the skill to cut it up to mock me like I did to milkribs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 22:22

>>117
now

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-12 22:27

>>118 I'm sleeping on a friends couch after going to the club for cheap shots night, posting from my phone. Can't do it now. I will though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 23:08

L33t is finally going to man up and show us how ugly he really is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 0:18

BOOM, ROASTED

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 2:17

>>119
do it about the london ritos

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:13

>>119
do it faggot

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-13 18:45

>>119

REVEAL YOURSELF DEM0N!!!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-13 19:25

>>122-124
I'm visiting my parents at the minute so don't want to get off on a rant while I'm here. You'll have to wait till I'm back home. Plus, what do you mean, reveal yourself? It's only going to be an mp3.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 19:53

>>125
Scared to show your face? Ha!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-13 20:08

>>126
Why the hell do you want to see my face? You gonna jack off over it or something?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:26

Why don't we have a nigger board here on 4chan? Call it /nigger/ or something like that. Niggers would show up to post there, right? If they had their own board. Or we could make niggerchan as completely separate site.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:43

>>127
Why would I jerk off to an ugly, fat male?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 21:20

>>128
That could work. It wouldn't work for faggots, however, since they're all too attached to /prog/.

Name: !/prog/rider4k 2011-09-13 22:10

>>130
I insure you I am not an ``faggot''!

Name: LEE M 2011-09-13 22:28

OK THEN GIVE ME FEEDBACK PLEASE

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 0:31

>>132
Such a posting is filled to the maximum extent with both FAIL and GAY.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 1:51

>>133
Thanks for bumping this thread with your worthwhile observation.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 2:05

>>134-kun, you are most welcome, as your observation was more than just complementary; it was utterly true in many moral dimensions.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-14 4:25

>>129
Why would I jerk off to an ugly, fat male?
You're not going to goad me into doing anything.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 4:43

>>136
because you love it

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-14 5:29

>>137
This makes no sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:20

>>136
Admit it, you're a pussy and you're also really ugly. You're too afraid to show your ugly face to /lounge/, so all you'll do is a voice recording (if that, but it seems like you might pussy out of that as well).

Just use vocaroo.com and get it over with

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-14 10:38

>>139
See
>>136
Try your manipulation techniques on someone dumber.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 16:07

>>140
too bad, l33t, I'm going to masturbate to you whether you post a picture or not

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 16:44

>>141
This is what I image L33tUK looks like: http://i.imgur.com/5mxar.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 16:46

>>142

roflmao

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:26

>>142
That nigga is [b][i][s]"GANGSTA!"[/code]holla holla!This is a shoutout to my nigga MilkRibs! Rest in peace hommie!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:29

>>144
fuck my life i'mma go back to /b/ to punish myself for that BBCODE FAILURE

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 17:29

>>144
holla holla!
This is a shoutout to my nigga MilkRibs!
Rest in peace hommie!
Milkribs is not dead. He emails me with some regularity, much like his daily squatting on the toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:31

>>146-cloan
Like I'm going to believe a cloan who doesn't even speak to me with an honorific. Don't get familiar with me Cream-kun-cloan, I'll whoop your ass.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-14 17:33


Milkribs, mmmm milk and ribs...

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 17:40

>>147
Your typing is like unto the primitive scratchings upon cave walls done tens of thousands of years ago. Little to no information is properly conveyed by such, and we can safely ignore them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 18:06

>>149
Fuck you, you hurricane of faggotry.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 18:13

>>150
You are instead a DURR-HURR-HURRicane.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 18:56

>>149,151
Watch it faggot; I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be cumming blood and bleeding cum.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 19:40

>>152
Sorry, could you repeat that? What you said was drowned out completely by the obscene and loud slurping noises as you orally pleasured your male lover's various fleshy protuberances and holes.

Name: SFBE 2011-09-14 19:52

>>153 Actually, that noise you heard was your insane diarrhea nearly killing you after that 500th Red Bull this week, which you use to stay up and keep typing away at that keyboard all fucking night.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 20:42

>>154
No, that does not see like the case. The sound is most distinctly due to >>152 (related to Poopdicknuts-sans) orally pleasuring his male lover's various fleshy protuberances and holes.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-14 20:50


RANDOm...FUCK

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-14 20:54


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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 21:03

>>157
didnt read lol

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-14 22:09


ME good speking

Err, uh, I mean...

Good night 4chan, whereva you are.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 22:43

>>157
OMFGOMFGOMFG sauce

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 9:56

>>157
i'm scared...

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 0:09

>>117
do it

don't pussy out

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 1:13

This awful thread is still going on?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 10:08

>>163
Hi L33tUK, you forgot your trip.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-16 10:17

>>164
Wasn't me.
I'm still visiting the folks, but going back to mine later today. Going out to a Smiths themed night tonight, tomorrow I'm going to a friends leaving party (he's moving to Norway), Sunday I expect to be curled up in the fetal position crying from drinking too much (Also I have three friends staying over at mine on Saturday night so I won't be dragging my internet life out in front of them over the weekend).
Might do it on Monday.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-16 10:17

Also, dubs denied.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 10:21

>>165,166
Yawn, a weekend with you sure sounds like a bore.
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