>>406-kun, milk can soften such an obstruction for a fairly painless and medically safe extraction.
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Anonymous2011-12-15 2:05
Imagine a man named Rob robbing someone. Perhaps he steals their robe. Then they could say "Rob the robber robbed me of my robe!"
Fancy that.
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Anonymous2011-12-15 2:13
the mob clobbered rob the SOB robber with a rod to stop him from robbing a robe; the news was heard all around the globe
turning the knob on his TV while eating a glob of corn on the cob, rob's father bob the slob sobbed after hearing about what the mob did to rob when he robbed the robe
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Anonymous2011-12-15 3:16
age
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Anonymous2011-12-15 3:52
INFORMATION
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Anonymous2011-12-15 4:02
my back hurts
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Anonymous2011-12-15 4:12
Why in the fuck does Minecraft have an ending?
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Anonymous2011-12-15 4:30
palindrome.
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Anonymous2011-12-15 5:24
SPHERECLUB
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Anonymous2011-12-15 6:19
You now have all three pendants!
Go to the Forest and get the Master Sword.
Woohoo, aced my final exam in my networking class! The only couple questions I got wrong were on the different configuration modes of Cisco IOS, like what commands should be used with privileged exec mode rather than global configuration mode and faggotry like that. But IOS can suck my dick.
Now this semester is officially over for me. Gonna celebrate. My sister's bringing me some weed later today and I'm also gonna finish building her computer (Phenom II X4 955 BE (which I will overclock since she plays video games), CM Hyper 212+, 2x4GB Corsair Vengeance 1600MHz DDR3 DIMMs, Asus Crosshair V AM3+/990FX, Corsair TX650, Antec 100, WD Caviar Blue 500GB, Sapphire HD6870, DVD-RW drive, memory card reader, etc).
Next semester should be fun -- I'm taking a class on GNU/Linux (which should be relatively easy since I already use Debian on a daily basis), an A+ hardware class (which will also be easy since I build PCs), a Net+ class, a Cisco class on routing protocols, and a Cisco class on LAN switching and wireless protocols. Hopefully, by the end of next year, I'll have Net+, A+, and CCNA certifications.
TL;DR life is good
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-12-15 11:40
>>423
That's awesome news, very happy for you anon.
watch/discuss SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act), which is currently being voted on by congress... but don't be fooled, the name is misleading, as it will really legalize internet censorship in general, not just stop online piracy
there's a live video stream where you can watch them discussing and voting on it, though at the moment they're taking like a 45 minute recess, but once they resume you can watch them voting on it
if this legislation passes, I'm moving out of the US
after all, what good is a network engineering student like me if I can't even have full access to the internet in my country?
Killing off ISPs will kill off the Internet. They know it. If they choose to do that, there is nothing you can do to stop them. Just cancel your ISP account and let them hang.
Your only power against the entrenched corporate interests is to wait them out. You have no other option when they decide to do something foolish.
>>431
Why don't you just post with a tripcode? Then there couldn't be any "cloans".
Also, stoned out of my mind right now, feels good man. My sister said this strain of weed was called "AK47". Not sure what that means since I don't know any of the names for strains, but whatever.
>>435 >>430-cloan is just demonstrating why a tripcode for RedCream doesn't make any sense. I don't poast anonyfagistically, and I also don't use a tripcode. My poastings have an internal logic all their own, and are largely identifiable to the person who spends sufficient time on /lounge/.
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Anonymous2011-12-15 16:21
>>436
I suppose you're right, I can tell which posts are and aren't made by you. But even so, it's not like a tripcode is all that bad.
I was going to say something else but then I forgot. Yep.
>>458
Here is the cunt Here is you,
| avoiding the cunt
| |
v v
┌──────┐ ┌──────┐
│ CUNT │ │ YOU │
└──────┘ └──────┘
├───────────────────────────────┤
necessary cunt-avoidance distance
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█ ___ █
█ // 7 █
█ (_,_/\ B O N E R █
█ \ \ █
█ \ \ O F █
█ _\ \__ █
█ ( \ ) D E A T H █
█ \___\___/ █
█ █
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Weed dealers are unreliable assholes who don't give a shit how long you have to wait in the freezing cold for them. Legalise it now and stop this bullshit.
I just want to be able to walk into a shop and say, "twenty Bob Marleys please" like a fucking adult.
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2011-12-17 0:21
500 GET!
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Anonymous2011-12-17 2:17
>>499
Senate approves bill legalizes sodomy and bestiality in US military
The Senate on Thursday evening voted 93-7 to approve a defense authorization bill that includes a provision which not only repeals the military law on sodomy, it also repeals the military ban on sex with animals--or bestiality.
On Nov. 15, the Senate Armed Services Committee had unanimously approved S. 1867, the National Defense Authorization Act, which includes a provision to repeal Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ).
Article 125 of the UCMJ makes it illegal to engage in both sodomy with humans and sex with animals.
L33tUK, please sing this song: >>485-488 will be the first verse >>489-492 will be the chorus >>493-496 will be the second verse >>497-500 will be the third verse >>501 will be the title
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Anonymous2011-12-17 5:06
>>501
they can already kill people; why not fuck goats too