So I'm in the grocery store, I want some Rice-a-Roni. I ask a man stacking shelves, "hey dude, can you take me to the San Francisco treat?" He had me follow him to a room in the back, and I was whipped and buttfucked. Not what I had in mind.
You should have asked for RedCream-a-Roni by name. Less buttfucking that way.
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OnlyOnTheInternet?2011-09-04 22:34
>>1 You make this sound as though buttfucking in a grocery store is commonplace. Is this just how you say this on 4chan? Or do you live somewhere in the more trashy parts of your neighborhood? Things are actually more civilized outside of the Bronx and NJ slums you know. >:
Is buttfuckery in Brooklyn grocery stores really that much of a threat?
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Anonymous2011-09-04 23:12
Yes. Shopping in Brooklyn is something everyone does with a grim sense of hesitation and reluctance.
At any time you can be dragged out back and ruthlessly buttfucked without any remorse. Fortunately there's lots of people, so the odds of you getting buttfucked are small, but if you're unfortunate enough to get picked that day then you won't be able to walk straight for at least a week or so.
>>5 At any time you can be dragged out back and ruthlessly buttfucked without any remorse.
This observation implies that large, beefy men lurk in such places, ever ready to spring out to effect said dragging and (assumed) buttfucking. How are these beefy hires structured? Is there an employment service called BeefTemps that provides them?