don't try to be too clever in public

So I'm in the grocery store, I want some Rice-a-Roni.  I ask a man stacking shelves, "hey dude, can you take me to the San Francisco treat?"  He had me follow him to a room in the back, and I was whipped and buttfucked.  Not what I had in mind.

Yes. Shopping in Brooklyn is something everyone does with a grim sense of hesitation and reluctance.

At any time you can be dragged out back and ruthlessly buttfucked without any remorse. Fortunately there's lots of people, so the odds of you getting buttfucked are small, but if you're unfortunate enough to get picked that day then you won't be able to walk straight for at least a week or so.