the Intercourse Boat

In the 1970s, there was a televised show named The Intercourse Boat.  The whole idea of the show was that strangers would meet on the boat and have intercourse.  The theme song:

Intercourse, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Intercourse, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Intercourse Boat soon will be making another run
The Intercourse Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Intercourse won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes INTERCOOOOOOOURSE! It's INTERCOOOOOOOOURSE! (hey-ah!)

Intercourse Boat soon will be making another run
The Intercourse Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Intercourse won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's INTERCOOOOOOOURSE! It's INTERCOOOOOOOURSE! It's
INTERCOOOOOOOURSE!
It's the Intercourse Boat-ah! It's the Intercourse Boat-ah!

OP is win. Haters gonna hate though (unless they're redcream, then they're just going to talk with faggy big words that need a research project undertaken to understand. this is typical of haters who are psudeo-intellectual, tbh).

>>10-kotai, just admit you do not have the cognitive capacity required to understand my well-reasoned arguments.

>>11
well-reasoned arguments.
It is truthification instead, >>8-sama.

Nah... I'm not seeing it, FailCheese.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IntercourseWithYou

>>12-kotai, you are truly unable to see the truth no matter how it is expressed. You are a pathetic person whose death we can only look forward to.