yo yo yo

I was about 10 at the time. I was having trouble sleeping one night, and for some reason I was lying in bed trying to work up the courage to ask my mom if I could see her vagina. She had given me some of my dad's old hustler magazines, and told me to ask if I wanted to see hers.

After a while of lying in bed with my heart in my throat trying to build up the courage to ask, I got out of bed and went in to the kitchen where my mom was writing out bills. I asked her "can I see your wrong spot?" which was what I called it back then. She told me "you're getting curious, aren't you?" and told me to go to the bathroom and wait for her.

I went in, waited for her, and she came in. I’m not sure what she said, but she took off her pants and panties, sat on the counter by the sink, and let me look at her. I remember she told me men usually call it 'pussy'. I remember I was about as far away from her as I could be in the bathroom, standing by the toilet while she was closer to the door. she asked me "is your thing sticking up" and I said yeah. She asked "will you let me see it?" and I said yeah and took off my pants for her.

I think I asked her exactly how a man and woman had sex. she said she'd show me, and went and got a plastic penis. I remember she switched places with me, so I was closer to the door, and she was near the toilet/bath tub. she put her foot on the edge of the bath tub and her other foot stayed on the ground. She put the plastic penis inside of her, and I asked her "how does it fit inside you?" and she told me "it just does". she showed me how sex happened like that.

I needed to pee, so she stopped, let me by the toilet and I used the bathroom. She told me she wished I could shoot white stuff out, which I thought was weird because after I played with myself, and went to the bathroom, my pee was always clear so I thought she was talking about that.

After that, I can't remember what happened, but we went to the living room, and my mom showed me a video and plugged up an electric massager that she had shown me how to use on myself to make me feel good. The video had 2 women having sex, and I remember asking my mom how 2 women could have sex if they didn't have a penis and she said "I don't know" but the video went on and one of the women was wearing a plastic penis. We sat besides each other and watched; my mom used the massager on herself a little bit and handed it to me. I was too aroused at the time and I could only use it on myself for a short time before it felt really good and got too sensitive. I asked my mom why it got so sensitive after a while and she said "I don't know". I handed the massager back to my mom and she used it again.

Shortly after giving the massager back to my mother, things wound down and we went to sleep in our separate beds. There never was any touching going on between us :(

I looked at this poasting, and the first thing I thought of was PUMBLENUTS.

That's funny, I had sex with >>1's mom.

>>1 here, there is a slight typo. I was actually about 20 at the time. Sorry.

We need to fully and completely admit what 4chan really is: An Internet meme machine. A memechine. Hourly, we indulge in memegenesis.

PUMBLENUTS

>>5
Dude, no one is going to go for that pumblenuts shit ever.

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>>6-dude, they (amongst the set of "those who are considered ones") already have.

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>>11
Awesome! You could learn a thing or two about how to make BBcode artwork from >>11 there, FailCheese.

>>12-putz, I had already poasted the lion's share of artwork. Poopdicknuts-san there (aka >>10-fail and then >>11-koons) merely tried to add the spoiler tag. Same Koons trend, same fail end.

Note well that >>11-turd is so dumb that in his cut-and-paste effort he snagged 4 initial spaces in the front of my ASCII artwork, and he did not even bother to remove those before repoasting with his queer and immature spoiler tags. His so-called attempt at art was foiled immediately by his lazy nature and intrinsic stupidity. He failed. Now we must point and laugh at him.

{POINT} ----> >>11-turd

{LAUGH} ----> >>11-turd

>>14 fuck off FAGCREAM

>>14
At least I can quote properly, >>14‭-anus.

>>16-retard, I was not quoting. This is quoting, precisely:

At least I can quote properly, >>14‭-anus.

You are but one droplet of the encroaching FAGSTORM. And Poopdicknuts-san is the cloud from which all fagdrops fall.

>>15-sama, I am fucking on instead, very much in line with the fuck on meme. Powerlessness is your normative condition.

>>18
kill yourself faggot