money making ventures in recession

I've recently been buying cyanide in bulk and putting it into capsules containing the lethal dose for adults. I've been visiting forums where people are asking what's the best way to commit suicide and I PM them pitching my pills as a pain-free, guaranteed way to die. I'm charging around $3-8,000 a pill, it's incredible.

Desperately needed for me because I lost my job in the recession last year. I'm a software engineer but there's just no work. I was struggling to survive by growing/selling weed before I stumbled onto this idea.

What are/lounge/'s money making schemes to weather this downturn?

I want to talk my brother into a joint venture. He's in middle school and I want to start making a ton of wine and then have him sell it to his friends for jacked up prices.

I wish to complain about the terrible pain I am experiencing upon ingestion of one of your pills.

I *grabs dick* for jew golds

>>1

Only a troll would ask for sympathy before killing himself or helping others kill themselves. >:

I've been prostituting out 2D lolies to anime fans. I have to make money through volumization though, because they don't have much disposable income. But they always come back; none of them can resist their waifu's sweet cunt, so I get a lot of repeat business.

I've been growing magic mushrooms and feeding them to the customers at my pie stand. Gets them too fucked up to notice I overcharged them by $300.

>>7
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INVEST IN GOLD & BONDS. IT'S ALWAYS LIQUID, MAN.

>>7
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