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so I ordered a magazine by mail

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 5:21

It was called Barley Legal.  Not what I expected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 5:44

So I read OP's thread. It was really shitty. Sort of what I expected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 19:29

So I read >>2. A pretty average burn. Thought it'd be worse and off-topic.

Name: RedCream 2011-08-29 19:30

What is illegal barley? Is the grain fermented or something?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 21:56

>>3
So I read >>3. A flaming faggot author. Just what I expected of a textboardsfag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 22:10

>>5
*yawn*
Move along, uninteresting one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 22:56

>>6
fuck you lithpfagniggerstorm

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:07

>>4
No, it's a legal firm run by Mr. Barley, hence Barley Legal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:31

>>7
Poopdicknuts-san, you are one perpetually sour character.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:39

>>9
He certainly is. Apparently, he must have gotten beat by his father one too many times.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:43

>>9-10
fuck you nigger faggots

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:50

>>11
The beatings from his father still haunt him to this day. Essentially, Poopdicknuts-san is not mad at the veteran posters of world4ch themselves, but rather, his father. In order to mask the pain, he subconsciously, and collectively, thinks we're his father. It's a massive level of denial that cannot be immediately fixed, I'm afraid. A three year sabbatical at his local mental health institution is requisite for proper treatment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 0:37

>>12
nice projection, autistic niggerstorm

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 3:10

>>13
As you can see, Poopdicknuts-san still vehemently denies the FACTS, facts that don't align with his perception. Gentlemen, this may possibly be an incurable aliment that Poopdicknuts-san suffers from. The poor bastard will possibly suffer from such self-induced and self-perpetuated delusion for the rest of his life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 3:14

>>14
fuck off and fucking die in a fire, niggerfagstorm, i never heard your voice yet you sound FUCKING GAY with your soprano i-just-got-kicked-in-the-nuts voice. i bet you're fagcream too, only he reaches such high levels of FAGGOTRY

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 3:20

>>15
As time draws on, Poopdicknuts-san becomes further enraged, and further disassociated from his surroundings. If he continues further on this degenerative path, more drastic steps will have to be taken. Taking his height/weight ratio into account, I'd say about 75cc Sodium amytal ought to do the trick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 3:49

I pity Poopdicknuts-san. Get well soon!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 4:01

>>16,17 fuck off and die nigger faggots i fucking hate you

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 4:14

>>18
*Pats Poopdicknuts-san on the head*. He'll be okay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 5:57

>>19
FUCK YOU FAGGOT, I WILL NOT STAND YOUR LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY, EAT SHIT AND DIE RIGHT AWAY

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 6:49

>>19
fuck you fagstorm

Name: RedCream 2011-08-30 8:52

It appears that Poopdicknuts-san is having what is commonly known as a "meltdown", in the emotional sense, not in the nuclear sense. Is falls upon our shoulders to pay attention to Poopdicknuts-san in his time of distress. However, I do not think he will be "okay", since in the strictest sense, was he ever okay?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 10:29

Is it about bears practicing law

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 11:42

>>22
go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 12:28

>>22
kill yourself fagcream

Name: RedCream 2011-08-30 15:52

>>24-25
Poor, poor Poopdicknuts-san. So poopy. So dicky. So nutty. You are well named, Poopdicknuts-san.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 19:18

>>26
fuck off and die you fucking ngiger faggot EAT DISEASED SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKING FAG

Name: RedCream 2011-08-30 21:17

>>27
Poopdicknuts-san again. Tsk.

Name: FagCream 2011-08-30 21:35

I'll pay you 10$ to let me suck your cock and HETfist my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 21:58

>>28
go fuck and autistic nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 22:24

>>26

Well that's the difference between me and you.

I hate people for what they do and for what they have.

You hate people for what they don't do and for what they don't have.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 22:29

>>31
Wrong; I don't judge people.  I criticize their actions when I feel it's appropriate, but I don't judge them.  Once you will understand why judging other people is fucktarded (finding out why is left as an exercise to the reader), maybe we'll resume this conversation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-31 11:32

<--- These are my dubz. There are many like them, but these ones are mine.

My dubz are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life.

My dubz, without me, are useless. Without my dubz, I am useless. I must fire my dubz true. I must post straighter than my enemy who is trying to homosexually corrupt me. I must dubz him before he dubz me. I will...

My dubz and myself know that what counts in this war is not the messages we post, the noise of our anal bursts, nor the farts we make. We know that it is the dubz that count. We will GET...

My dubz are human, even as I, because they are my life. Thus, I will learn them as a brother. I will learn their weaknesses, their strength, their parts, their accessories, their polecats and their kebabs. I will ever guard them against the ravages of javatards and lithpfags as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my dubz clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My dubz and myself are the defenders of MY ANUS. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but check 'em!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-31 13:11

>>33
Nicely done, good Sirrah!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 10:43

>>33-34
Go back to /b/.

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