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cats on news television

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 0:58

It seems to me that as the newsreader reads the news, a cat should jump up onto the table.  Perhaps the newreader begins to pet the cat.  Fancy that.

Name: RedCream 2011-08-28 3:26

I still don't see the correlation between cats and lighters. Can you illuminate me?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 3:45

>>2
Can you illuminate me?

That's what the cat said.
Then I set him on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 4:22


          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Sounds like a fine idea to me.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 5:27

>>4
How's table life, Tabitha?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 6:53

>>3
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 22:20

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 5:21

"Hurrican Irene is estimated to have caused--"
*fffPloP!*
*purrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRRRrrrrRRRRpprrrrpp*

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 6:09

>>5

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Good, thanks for asking.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: RedCream 2011-08-30 9:01

>>8
It was a hurricane of pure piss. No shitting was found.

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