Fuck landlords and power whores

Trick home owners into "tapping into their equity" and make ridiculous deals with banks who foreclose their homes because they're paying $1400 instead of $1500.

Send sheriffs to force them out.

Board up the windows to the abandoned house.

Nobody lives there and you let it sit for the next thirty years.

Complain about how you're not making as much money as you used to and demand the government bail you out.

So instead of accepting the short $1400 a month, you'll accept $0 a month. Congratulations and fuck your principles.

You think that is bad? Why is that I can say "do not think of Narwhals", and yet you immediately think of Narwhals?

just business, Butthole Up So I Now Enter Shit Station

If it was just business, you would not care if one buttholes up or not.

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That's what they tell you just before they screw you.  "Nothing personal; just business."  *screws your ass into the ground*

*writes your ass into groundnote*