Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: heyyy
Stranger: what's up?
You: bored! you
You:
Stranger: me too son!
You: sucks like a lot
Stranger: like bitches on my dick!?
You: exactly like those bad bitches
Stranger: too bad i'm a girl. but there still all on me.
You: some girls, like girls. so it works yo
Stranger: MAYBE I LIKE GIRLS SO WHY YOU HATING!
You: there were no words of hate in that statement little lady
Stranger: i'm fucking your brother.
You: good, that little fuck needs to get laid. oh wait he did, a 7 year old...he 19 and in jail for rape
You: your lover is a pedophile! fail
Stranger: WHAT. THAT LITTLE FUCKER.
Stranger: HE GOT ME PREGNANT.
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: HE SAID HE LOVED ME
Stranger: THAT HED NEVER LEAVE ME
You: well shit, he better pay that damn life support
You: thats shit is wack
Stranger: THAT BASTARD.
You: let it out honey
Stranger: wanna fuck (;
You: i regret to inform you i decline your request. I'm not a lesbain
You: unless your are black. cause i have a thing for black guys
You: but whatevs!
Stranger: fuck. well i tried.
Stranger: no i am the whitest person you will ever see
You: you tired so hard, good for you.
You: me too girlie
You: i must be off to a more appealing event, a dick in my ass, but i shall see you later. oh and i may not be a lesbian, but I love girls
You have disconnected.

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