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Is it safe to brush your teeth while shitting

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 4:00

It seems like it would be a good timesaver, but what if I accidentally thrust my toothbrush up my butthole?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 23:50

>>3
Life as we know it.

Name: RedCream 2011-07-07 1:35

>>6-kun, are you sure?  That the outcome of Thor accidentally thrust his hammer up his butthole, is that we attain life as we know it?

What was Thor's unhammered butthole holding us back from in the interim?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 3:21

yang penting rakyat telah melihat dengan mata sendiri derhaka, kekejaman ketidakadilan dan kejahatan kerajaan UMNO!!! Tak kisah perkumpulan di stadium merdeka tidak sebesar yang diinginkan, yang penting rakyat sudah sedar!yang penting rakyat telah melihat dengan mata sendiri derhaka, kekejaman ketidakadilan dan kejahatan kerajaan UMNO!!! Tak kisah perkumpulan di stadium merdeka tidak sebesar yang diinginkan, yang penting rakyat sudah sedar!yang penting rakyat telah melihat dengan mata sendiri derhaka, kekejaman ketidakadilan dan kejahatan kerajaan UMNO!!! Tak kisah perkumpulan di stadium merdeka tidak sebesar yang diinginkan, yang penting rakyat sudah sedar!yang penting rakyat telah melihat dengan mata sendiri derhaka, kekejaman ketidakadilan dan kejahatan kerajaan UMNO!!! Tak kisah perkumpulan di stadium merdeka tidak sebesar yang diinginkan, yang penting rakyat sudah sedar!

Name: Sergeant Sagetank 2011-07-07 20:45

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 1:23

>>9
You forgot your sage.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 15:43

<-- octal 9 dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 16:11

>>11
those are base 10 dubs, bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 0:29

>>12
Oh I assure you, they are dubs in any base that uses those digits.  In binary, those dubs signify number three.

Name: Thor 2011-07-24 17:47

Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilates.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 17:59

And so the hammer of Thor found its way into his butthole

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 19:05

Stupid Uchiha I thought. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! Is that all the girls can say? Well, I'll show them. I'll kick that bastard's ass and they'll see me as the best one here, the next Hokage! Believe it!

With ears nearly bleeding from all the high-pitched squeals and voices surrounding me, I jumped on Sasuke's desk and stared into his cold eyes, challenging him in a way.

"Baka!"

"Naruto, what the hell are you doing?"

"Get away from Sasuke!"

"You're blinding him with your ugliness!"

Fuck. These bitches are annoying as hell. To please them, I was ready to leave their precious Sasuke-kun alone when all of a sudden, I felt something heavy hit my back. Oh shit. I fell forward and my lips collided with Sasuke's. Holy shit! My eyes nearly popped out of my sockets, and so did his. We both pulled away, gagging.

"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated!" yelled Sasuke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 19:06

Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated!"

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 20:34

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 1:53

Is it safe to operate heavy machinery while shitting?

It seems like it would be a good timesaver, but what if I accidentally drive a forklift up my butthole?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:16

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:25

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:36

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 12:59

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 13:50

>>2
Lambert goldfinch!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 14:04

>>1
then you'd be indoctrinated intothe order of leetuk

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 15:53

Is it safe to post memes while shitting?

It seems like it would be a good timesaver, but what if I accidentally make myself laugh and fall off the toilet?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 16:52

>>27
autist
laugh

Name: Autistymous 2011-07-26 18:04

>>28
Ha!-Ha!
I am using the Internets!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 1:27

Is it safe to shove an infinite bag of apples up your ass?

It seems like it would be a good timesaver, but what if I accidentally shit infinite apples?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 10:37

>>30
If your anus is infinitely deep. There is one (maybe more) particular apple that will never be shit out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 16:45

>>31
do go on!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 17:59

>>32
o dong o!

Name: RedCream 2011-07-31 19:04

>>31-kun, do not mention the possibility of an infinitely deep anus, for there are those who would from out of the woodwork come, to plumb such a chasm.  Like Shini Laser, for instance.  Now, there is an anus-plumber if there ever was one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 23:32

>>27
i lol'd

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