Fuck The French Revolution

Fuck the French Revolution! Fuck Rousseau! Fuck Marx! Long live the king!

At least back then, there was actually quality and pragmatism, and not just stupid populism for retarded hippies and leftist intelligentsia.

There was this guy in the French Revolution named Robespierre.  He looked like a fag to match his faggy name, and he ruled the Republic so shittily, they called it The Reign of Terror.  Later, France had that crazy fuck Napoleon.  You know how you know he's crazy?  He thought he was Napoleon and dressed like Napoleon.  To this day, it is a cultural reference that a guy who thinks he's Napoleon and dresses like Napoleon should be locked up for being crazy.