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I must shave

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:19

bit I have no shaving cream. What the fuck do I do? I'm going out tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:19

Grow a little bit of stubble. Is it the end of the world?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:21

Fuck it.  Why try to look like a child?  The shit just grows back in an hour.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 4:44

>>2
It's a neckbeard.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-06-24 5:13

>>4
Embrace the neckbeard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 5:27

shaving cream? wat? I just use a razor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 5:29

use butter [/kramer]

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 5:32

>>5
I'm pretty sure that more than half of the girls don't like neckbeards. Statistically I should shave it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 5:57

>>8
Yeah like being clean shaven would make any difference for you with the ladies lololololololol!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 6:52

>>9
ouch. little close to home, there, >>9-san

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 10:38

GNU/Neckbeard

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 14:23

I just have to stay up sober until 3am and I will ahve sex

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 14:39

Face it, you're ugly and won't get any chicks whether you shave or not. Do what you want to do.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 14:41

>>13
I had a date, fucker. Contrary to popular belief, it's not that hard to take a girl out on a date.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 15:40

>>13
Incorrect! Ugly people date each other all the time. I see it everywhere, man. It's gross.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 20:03

yeah i would say butter or vegetable oil, soap is okay but not very reliable. actually milk might have enough lipid content to be effective as well as extra nutrients for your skin, but only whole milk. maybe 2%.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-24 20:55

Cum works great. Just get your boyfriend to blow his load all over your face when you bj him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 12:53

>>13
GNU/Neckbeard here. I look okay but I'm too much of an autistic faggot to go on a date.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 15:44

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