a poem

Redcream is red,
L33tUK is blue,
/lounge/ sucks now
So fuck you.

milkribs is an anus,
big dick george smells like poo,
mrvacbob is pretty heinous,
am I kawaii? uguu~

Good thread.

/lounge/ comes from a can
it was put there by a man

Spam on 4chan?
How did it get there?

I came onto /lounge/ with a click and a tap.
Little did I know this was the 4chan /lounge/ rap.
This shit is so tired and it's time to go switch.
I jizzed on your mother; that fat ugly bitch.

/lounge/ is cool, but /vip/ is better
I had a thread spool that I knit into a sweater
I got no rhythm and I got no flow
but what can you expect, I'm white, you know

“4chan.dis”(with apologies to A.A. Milne)

They're changing servers at 4chan-
Christopher Poole took down the Party Van.
Alm is marrying one of the 'tards.
"A faggot's life is terribly hard,"
Says Alm.

They're changing servers at 4chan-
Christopher Poole took down the Party Van.
We saw a Sage in a BBCode box.
"One of the faggots looks after their cocks,"
Says Alm.

They're changing servers at 4chan-
Christopher Poole took down the Party Van.
We looked for the Cream but he never came.
"Well, God take care of him, all the same,"
Says Alm.

They're changing servers at 4chan-
Christopher Poole took down the Party Van.
They've blue cocks drifting inside the grounds.
"I wouldn't be Ribs for a hundred pounds,"
Says Alm.

They're changing servers at 4chan-
Christopher Poole took down the Party Van.
A face looked out, but it wasn't Big George.
"He's too busy dicking Olduvai Gorge,"
Says Alm.

They're changing servers at 4chan-
Christopher Poole took down the Party Van.
"Do you think that l33t  knows all about me?"
"Sure to, dear, but it's time for the goatfinger"
Says Alm.

haiku

/lounge/ is a cool place
it has very nice people
well no not really

This thread requires a BOOMPSY.

Bend over bend over
Let's see some ass
Oh yeah