33, virgin, got my 200th rejection

When will I ever get laid?

I'm autistic and I got laid for the first time when I was 22. Keep on trying, autism bro.

Oh wait, you're 33 already.

Just use a hooker.

I thought about using a hooker, then I realised that artificially doing something so simple is ever more pathetic than not doing it at all.

>>4
No, never getting laid ever is more pathetic. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

Are you a sociopath?  You should be lonely, not so concerned with fucking.  If all you care about is the fucking, then I'd advise all chicks to stay the fuck away from you, you crazy butthole.  These chicks might smell the fucklust from you, and so instinctively get disgusted with you.

This thread is a re-post, isn't it?

I am super-autistic and I'm going to die alone almost certainly. If you have a kid and he's good at math/science, please beat it the fuck out of him. He'll thank you later.

Thank you >>8, I've smacked the shit out of my child. He promised not to study anymore and to go out at least 3 days every week (he is not allowed to come back in before 2 AM).