Is it short hand for saving I'm a dog? I'm an average looking chick, I'm not hunched over rining bells in a bell tower somewhere. Is it some stupid reference to something? Like an internet meme or movie? Seriously, wtf does it even mean?
I HATE men. I never had a boyfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a man or promised him something. I'm never going to hold hands with a guy, kiss someone intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a woman with sexual urges and can't get with a fmale. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY MALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat guys and I'm not attracted to fat guys.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college bro getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh he was a beautiful and talented man, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
Name:
Anonymous2011-06-05 23:01
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
Name:
Anonymous2011-06-05 23:20
>>9
This doesn't really work too well as a male version. Women don't pay sex for men, first of all.
>>9
Wow. I wrote that copypasta and introduced it to /lounge/ here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1262274402 I am the champ, because this is the first time I've been on /lounge/ since. Ask me anything.