Bitches love scars, it's an interesting story. Plus, it's not a facial one, so cool.
You're gonn have to give it the old "you should have seen the other guy".
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I would not brag about picking a lock with dick, Big Dick George. That would imply your dick is rather small. People will then take to calling you things like Small Dick George, Tiny Dick George, Needle Dick George, and so on.