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Oort Cloud aliens

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 4:17

Aliens must be from the Oort Cloud, because look the fuckin' name of it.  Oort?  Come on, that's not an Earth name.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 5:27

>>1
ignorant american detected

Name: Wikipedia Expert 2011-05-21 5:47

Oort.

Recorded in many different spellings from Ort, Imort, and Delort, to Horta, Huerta and Hurtic, this is a surname of French, Spanish, Portuguese and German derivation. However the origin is usually pre 5th century a.d. German or Visigoth, the latter tribe being the conquerors of the Spanish region in the period between the 6th and 8th centuries. As a result many, perhaps the majority of popular Spanish and Portuguese surnames have some Germanic influence. These include Garcia, Rodrigues and Hernando as well known examples. In this case the surname is topographical and generally describes a person who lived in an 'ort', this being a settlement on the top of a hill, or in the case of the French nameholders, in a walled area, probably a defensive fortress. In some case the surname may have been descriptive for a soldier who carried an 'ort', this being a spear or lance. There are over forty spellings of the surname, it being widely recorded in Germany, Spain and Mexico, where it first appears in registers in the 18th century.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 10:47

Stop trying to pretend that you belong on this planet, filthy alien scum!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 16:33

>>3
Listen, just because aliens have been here for hundreds of years doesn't mean that they aren't aliens.  "Oort"?  Give me a fuckin' break.  That's practically "I am a fish-faced outer space man".

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-21 16:37

>>3
"to Horta" -- odd that you would include the Horta.  http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/STDevilDark.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 15:08

>>1
I see London, I see France!
I see OP's underpants!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 16:50

>>11
What manner of alien technology allows for such unlikely viewing?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 16:58

Oort Cloud anthem:

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de orn Oort! Oort! Oort!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 19:24

I am the Oortmin.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 19:54

No, my son is also named Oort.

Name: sage 2011-05-23 2:52

O_o r t

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-23 16:25

>>28
Don't speak Oort here you fish-faced bastard

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-25 1:15

So anyway, the Oort.

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:30

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:32

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:34

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:42

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:42

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:43

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:43

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:45

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Name: VIPPER 2011-05-25 5:48

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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-27 1:37

>>39
Get a job, you bum.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 15:50

Oort

Name: RedCream 2011-06-03 16:22

KIMMOORT JOORTHAN ALMOORT

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-04 9:25

Stay the fuck away from my anus, man!

Name: Dingleberry 2011-06-04 11:04

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

Name: RedCream 2011-06-04 11:12

WE ARE TRAMPLING ON THE ANIMALS WHERE THE SLABS OF BEEF ARE STORED.

Name: Dingleberry 2011-06-04 12:48

THE PIGS BATHED THEMSELVES IN DIRTY MUD
I'M ON A TEXT BOARD.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-04 23:03

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 17:04

Oort!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 0:43

Are aliens ticklish or what

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