instant coffee is superior to all others.

You can have coffee in an instant.  It tastes fine; don't be such a fucking snob you dong.

Now that we have single-cup coffee brewers, you have no excuse for defending instant coffee.

I just keep a gallon of cold-brewed coffee in my fridge.

>>2
Instant coffee does not require a single-cup coffee brewer.

>>4
Fuck you faggot does not require a single suck my dick fag.

>>3
I am hearing a lot of good things about cold brewing.  Can you tell us your experiences?  For example, is it really less acidic?  And better tasting?

>>4
Hence there being no excuse.  Do I have to spell out everything for you?

>>5
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>>6
I'm not queers

>>7
Did I say you were an queers?  No.  Pumblenuts!  (Sorry, I just had to ejaculate that exclamation of my frustration.)

>>7
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That is all.

>>6
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>>6
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>>3
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>>5
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>>5
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>>2
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