ants have colonized my anus

what should I do

According to poasters on 4chan, you must "hax" them.  I am not sure what that term means, but from the poastings about it, it should prove detrimental to the ants, at least in your anal area.

how does one hax their anus

One ^{does a hax on an anus in some way unknown to us.}

>>4
Over-using [sup] tags is for queers!

>>5
You ^be an _queer.  You!

no^you

.[sup]a^{bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz}

Thants.

>>6
Your BBCode-fu is lacking. I'll show you real ENTERPRISE QUALITY BBCODE

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>>10
It's beautiful.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TWO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED YOU!! STANDING TALL FOR EACH OTHER IS THE ONLY WAY WE TRUE PIMPS KNOW !!!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE PIMP TOGETHER
WE BREAK HOES AND BITCHES TOGETHER
WE DIE BY THE SAME PIMP CODE TOGETHER
PIMP LONG ,AND PIMP STRONG P
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. SEE how many times you get this, if you get "18" your A TRUE HOMIE

HeY GuYs wHaT'S GoInG On iN ThIs tHrEaD?

>>13

Anal haxing and big pimpin'.

>>10
That is merely run-of-the-mill BBCODE.  I can not see you getting paid the big money for running such code in large networks.

4chan is a large network, but moot_faggot will run anything you give him.  So that does not count.

>>12
8==D

Has anyone here really have gone as far as considered that this could maybe be an attempt for a LARP version of Valve, EA or Bioware trying to make Simart for casuals?

>>17
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT PHRASE FOR MONTHS. I LOVE YOU

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY ANUS FOR MONTHS. I LOVE MY ANUS

>>19
I love your anus too