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man wakes up to discoverhis penisonfire

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 1:03

Yes, it turns out that he was up rather late doing some writing by candlelight, and had nodded off, letting his pen fall by his candle.  As the candle melted down to the pen, the heat had caused its case to ignite, and the fumes awoke the man who then saw that his pen is on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 1:04

At least he didn't exclaim something about candlejack, that would have gotte

Name: RedCream 2011-05-07 1:27

penisonfire
pen is on fire
penis on fire
I see what you did there.

goatfinger
goat finger
go at finger
Do you see what I do here?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 1:51

RedCream wakes up to discover his ``jokes'' aren't funny

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 1:57

>>3
Die like leet did.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 2:09

>>4
OUCH! that's harsh

Name: RedCream 2011-05-07 2:30

>>4
And then she gives you the go, at finger.

Name: RedCream 2011-05-07 2:31

>>5
Die like leet did.
Incomprehensible.  Totally nonsensical.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 2:33

i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:08

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Fuck you faggots.

Name: ITT: /b/ circa 2006 2011-05-07 15:23

>>2
What the fuck is this "candlejack" meme I've been see

Name: fart man 2011-05-07 15:26

It would have been funnier if it wasn't gramatically incorrect. "Pen is on fire" is in the present, while your story appears to be in the past.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-05-07 15:32

Die like leet did.
Nigga, I'm immortal!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 15:53

and then his balls popped out

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 16:25

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 17:03

>>12
From the point of view of the man in the story, it is the present, genous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 17:07

>>15
bitch, yo' ass on fire

Name: fart man 2011-05-07 19:25

>>16
Maybe so, but the story is narrated. Making it in the past. Genous.

Name: RedCream 2011-05-07 19:28

This thread has become genousine.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 20:20

>>18
The story is about a man in HIS present, Eistien.

Name: fart man 2011-05-07 20:38

>>20
So what? The story is still being told by someone else which assumes the story is in the past. "awoke the man who then saw that his pen is on fire" is not a grammatically correct sentence. Surely you can see that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 0:28

>>21
He didn't see that his pen was already burnt.  He saw it burning NOW!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 0:50

It's pretty common to see news articles that are written in the past tense but have a present tense headline. If you believe this grammatically "incorrect", fuck you and the autistic prescriptivist horse you rode in on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 3:25

or you could skip the confusion and say at that point the man exclaimed, "My pen is on fire!"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 3:29

>>24
No there's no confusion as the man saw his pen is on fire.  End of story!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 12:15

>>23
Fuck off and die, descriptivist scum. It is your fault that the English language is going down the drain nowadays. Please commit apoptose.

>>25
No, the man saw his pen was on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-08 14:19

>>26
From his point of view, however, the pen is on fire.  Also, did everyone in lounge take linguistics 101 or something?  Because you are all tossing around terms like prescriptivist and descriptivist like frisbees at the park.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 14:53


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