man wakes up to discoverhis penisonfire

Yes, it turns out that he was up rather late doing some writing by candlelight, and had nodded off, letting his pen fall by his candle.  As the candle melted down to the pen, the heat had caused its case to ignite, and the fumes awoke the man who then saw that his pen is on fire.

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From his point of view, however, the pen is on fire.  Also, did everyone in lounge take linguistics 101 or something?  Because you are all tossing around terms like prescriptivist and descriptivist like frisbees at the park.