They were shitting up the place. Gooses. Anyway I was yelling a hell of lot the other day, and someone mentioned to me lately. He said, "so I heard you had trouble with some people from Portugal?" What the fuck, I said. "Yeah, you were yelling, 'get the fuck off, the porch you geese!'"
>>1 They were shitting up the place.
Much like you are shitting up this thread.
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Anonymous2011-05-06 13:08
Dickgrabber's most unusual ability, however, is its ability to apparently materialize plastic dicks out of nowhere. Slow-motion video footage reveals that the dicks in question are actually pulled from a miniature dimensional rift described as a "small hole in space." Where this portal leads is unknown, nor is how Dickgrabber is capable of generating said rifts. Footage of the dicks in question shows them to be made out of a completely non-reflective black material appearing as a "black void in space." As the dicks rapidly vanish after leaving the subject's possession, no structural analysis is possible at this time.