why do ppl have anuses

theyre clearly not useful and only vestigial organs.
without anus, waste would just go thru the colon and the sphinctre and outside
no anus necessary
dogs dont have anuses
why do humans when were supposed to be more evolved?

You're an anus!

no reason I can think of

If we had no anuses then we couldn't have anal porn.

/thread

>>4
We'd have colonial porn instead, then.

We would not need an anus if our metabolisms were designed as a closed loop.  Waste products would merely require energy inputs in order to be processed back into metabolic materials.  In effect, we would be internally connected ass-to-mouth forever.

>>6
queer

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>>5
Ah yes, the Mayflower brought pornography to the New World as I recall.

"RedCream" I said. But no one answered. It was midnight and I was in my room. It was very dark and I could barely see anything. I heard someone coming closer, only me and RedCream lives here. Both of us didn't have enough money to buy a house so we share apartment. I called out RedCream name again, but no answer. Somebody put their hands around my waist. He was holding me really tight. He turned me around and I saw it was RedCream. "What wrong RedCream", I asked. He didn't say anything. I love his blue eyes staring at my eyes. I felt his body getting closer to me. I just stand there as RedCream pressed his lip against my. He started to kiss my neck and my lips. I wanted to kiss him back but we're not to suppose to be doing this. I closed my eyes and when I open my eyes. I saw the sun crack through my drapes, it was just a dream. But do I like RedCream, cause if I had a sex dream about him then I must have feeling for him. But we're just friends. I heard RedCream coming up stair. "l33t-kun are you awake". I saw RedCream opening the door, he was smile big as usual. " Yea… have you made breakfast" I asked. "Yea I came to tell you", he sat right next to me. "What wrong l33t-kan". I felt sad knowing that I may have feeling for RedCream but I don't knows if he feel the same to me. Sometime we have special moments. I love when RedCream blushes, its so cute when he turns red. "Come on l33t", he gave my hand and pulled me out of my bed. He drags me down stair. Then he trip on a shoe, which making us falling down the stair. I landed on RedCream as I had closed my eyes but once I opened my eyes I saw that we were kissing. I saw RedCream blushing. I got myself up and help him getting up. I want that moment to stay as long as possible to me and to RedCream.

l33t-kun, lol.

lolled.

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard. I think I'm gonna shit on myself.

>>10
Good story for a RedCream cloan to enjoy.

>>14
Kream! Admit your role! Admit your role if you're back!

>>15
The story had nothing to do with me.  The writer was obviously waylaid by a RedCream cloan, who often use the same name.  I had no role.  Therefore I have nothing to admit about it.

>>16
At least you gave leet some company, since we all know that he's a very lonely, worthless person.

>>17
But it was not me.  Really, it was not.  Some RedCream cloan provided the company.

so that tinydickmen can have eating because bigdickmen conquer all of food!
Hahahahahaha