on the reality of fossils

My father was a geologist.  I grew up with fossils in my home.  One summer, they packed me off to a camp where I was informed by the assistant camp director that fossils were planted in the earth by the devil to sow doubt amongst the faithful.  It's pretty amazing when you're nine to realize that you have a box full of keys to the gateway of hell in your bedroom.  So, later that summer, I summoned as many demons as I could manage.  Pretty sweet, I had Black Sabbath on the stereo and swirling red darkness all around and that summer was METAL AS FUCK

Fossil demons?  Summer metal?  Director sowing?  When do we get to the part where you get the goatfinger?

"red darkness"? WTF

>>3
"red darkness"
Sounds like a good band name.  How about another one?  "Reality of fossils".  Kicks some major ass, doesn't it?

Pretty sweet, I had Black Sabbath on the stereo and swirling nigger dicks all around and that summer was NIGGER AS FUCK

>>5
lulz

>>5
I laughed so fucking hard.

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>>8
Does the 'N' stand for "Nigger"?

>>9
Nice troll ``FAGGGOT"

>>9
Nay.