Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 21:55
And so it was written that he would arise within the hour, and then disappear from the oven, revealed in a glorious brown and toasty coat, embedded with raisins and chocolate chips, and we rejoice in his goodness, and we say together, "Hallelujah the Muffin Man is here again!" and so each year we celebrate his return in the Yeaster season, for lo the dough has arisen and he will serve us all hot cross buns.