masturbate >>> sex

when you masturbate its better than sex because:
1. you can get right to it instead of real life
2. dont have to deal with relashonships
3. no babys
you are safe you cant die and you spend your money on games and porn!!
welcome to the life of b of awesomeness!

4. no cuckolding
5. when your girl takes off because she saw something a tiny bit better to increase her status in her own eyes there is no one to start telling the whole world how little your penis is. (If I threw him away because I'm a selfish whore, there's no way I will let anyone else discover how nice he was and prove me a whore. RRRRRRR! LOL OMG I need to check my facebook and tumblr! Giggles heehee.)
6. no wondering how much strange cock was in between those used roast beef curtains
7. no getting some at a party with a drunk whore, and then when she is embarrassed after she sobers up the rape charge starts and she becomes the little victim
8. no spending unbelieveable amounts of time trying to get to know a girl, and she encourages it completely with the open invitation for romance, and then when she notices you get too close she drops you. She only wanted the ego boost. DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS. Now I need someone to help me with this silly homework, my rent, my broken computer where I run internet explorer with over 9000 toolbars. LOL GIGGLES

OP this isn't /b/.

>>2
just renamed to /lounbe/. we are here. that is all!