/lounge/ - Is it RedCream appreciation day ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 4:34

Well?

Name: Nobel prize guy 2011-04-18 4:43

Considering Mr.Cream's achievements for science, I believe we should name a scientific concept after him. And so, from this day on, the notion only known as the ``piss on balls problem'' will bear Mr. Cream's name.

The RedCream Paradox:
How long does it take for piss to land on balls?

Name: RedCream 2011-04-18 4:46

>>1
Is it RedCream appreciation day?
No, that's September 8th.

>>2
How long does it take for piss to land on balls?
I've yet to discover the answer, and it needs answering.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:22

HOW LONG I MUST KNOW

Name: RedCream 2011-04-18 15:35

>>4
You and me both, buddy. The answer remains elusive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:51

Question paraphrased, how long does it take for a meteorite to hit the earth?
Well, aah that depends on if the rock is absorbed into the earths gravitational field or remains in it's orbit. I think this applies to piss as well.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 2:22

What if we apply the pumblenuts lemma

Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 16:10

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H H O   O W W W W    L   O   O NN N G D D O   O E S    I T T A   A K K   E    ?   ?

HHHH O   O W W W W    L   O   O N N N G G    D   D O   O EEE   SSS I T T AAAAA KK EEE ?

H H O   O W   W L   O   O N NN G   G D D O   O E S    I T T A   A K K   E    ?

H H OOO   W   W LLLL OOO N   N GGG    DDD OOO EEEE SSSS    III   T T A   A K KK EEEEE   ?}}}}}}}

Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 16:21

TIME1:
┌─────────┐ ┌─────────┐
│    │ │    │
│ PISS   │ │ BALLS │
│    │ │    │
└─────────┘ └─────────┘

TIME2:
╔═════════╗
║ PISS   ║
║    ║
║ BALLS ║
╚═════════╝

QUESTION:

TIME2 - TIME1 = ?

Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 16:22

TIME1: ┌─────────┐ ┌─────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ PISS │ │ BALLS │ │ │ │ │ └─────────┘ └─────────┘ TIME2: ╔═════════╗ ║ PISS ║ ║ ║ ║ BALLS ║ ╚═════════╝ QUESTION: TIME2 - TIME1 = ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:24

>>10
forget it, it's NP complete

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:35

TIME1: ┌─────────┐ ┌─────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ PISS │ │ BALLS │ │ │ │ │ └─────────┘ └─────────┘ TIME2: ╔═════════╗ ║ PISS ║ ║ ║ ║ BALLS ║ ╚═════════╝ QUESTION: TIME2 - TIME1 = ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 17:39

We need change! CHANGE!

Is it RedCream appreciation day ?

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 4:34

2 Name: Nobel prize guy 2011-04-18 4:43

3 Name: RedCream 2011-04-18 4:46

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:22

5 Name: RedCream 2011-04-18 15:35

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:51

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 2:22

8 Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 16:10

9 Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 16:21

10 Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 16:22

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:24

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:35

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 17:39