Today i went outside to to beach and there where neurotypicals everywhere.
Sluts and guidos tons of em, i felt like being in a freakshow. Two guidos even asked me for the time, i barely managed to get out "four o clock".
Im sick and tired of computers and being a sperg, but this was much worse than i imagined the neurotypical world.
Cover your ears and recite pi as fast and as loudly as you can. They cannot stand it and it also has the ability to kill a couple of them when you recite it fast enough.
Not making eye contact and ignoring them works as well, though they get offended when you treat their presence as worthless, despite that being what they are.
>>5 >>3
Did that, doesnt work. >>2
Might consider.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-17 6:25
smoke weed everyday
it makes neurotypicals less annoying
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-17 7:43
Listen to music while going outside. The angelic voice of Weird Al Yankovic distracts me from the rampant idiocy of neurotypical society. I have a Zune.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-17 11:07
>>3
If you're superior, then how come you can't do a lot of stuff (e.g. get laid)????
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-17 11:56
>>10
Because girls are neurotypical so they hate us. That's not an objective test.
What do neurotypicals do other than just sitting and shit.
I mean what the fuck should one do outside? Is there any cleary defined goal? How should VIPPER proceed?
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-18 9:37
is there a clearly defined goal for not sitting around outside?
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-18 12:32
Do you go to any school? Invite your class-/coursemates over. When I did that, at first they were "wow, is that guy serious, he like never comes to parties", then they were "come on, free cheap booze". They will start bringing "bitches" soon enough. Just don't overdo it, you don't want a pack of wild guidos trampling your lawn. Two or three people is fine.
>>17
I dont go ANYWHERE and i have no friends.
Also i can never invite anyone over because my place looks like a junkyard LITERALY, people passing by make a weird look when they see my yard. Not to mention the way it looks inside.
I just feel dump for just walking around, sitting on benches and not doing shit.
The only plans i have for summer is to look fit and go to the beach or just chill in the park and shit. I just feel really dumb, like everyone would have something to do with their lifes and im just slacking around, ofcourse i know that this aint how it is.
>>19
Be sure to fumigate against Mystical Mouse first. It's necessary.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-18 15:53
>>18 Also i can never invite anyone over because my place looks like a junkyard LITERALY, people passing by make a weird look when they see my yard. Not to mention the way it looks inside.
Okay, a real autist (such as myself) would keep impeccable cleanliness in his personal environment. You're not a real autist, just a socially retarded faggot. Fuck off.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-18 15:54
>>21
Sounds like you've got OCD buddy. TRUE autists can space out for hours.
Name:
Anonymous2011-04-18 16:00
Will the real autist please stand up, please stand up.