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Help neurotypicals

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-16 19:02

Today i went outside to to beach and there where neurotypicals everywhere.
Sluts and guidos tons of em, i felt like being in a freakshow. Two guidos even asked me for the time, i barely managed to get out "four o clock".

Im sick and tired of computers and being a sperg, but this was much worse than i imagined the neurotypical world.

How do you deal with neurotypicals?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-16 19:09

Cover your ears and recite pi as fast and as loudly as you can. They cannot stand it and it also has the ability to kill a couple of them when you recite it fast enough.

Not making eye contact and ignoring them works as well, though they get offended when you treat their presence as worthless, despite that being what they are.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-16 23:54

realize that you are superior and it is the world that is wrong

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 0:13

>>3
Only a fool would believe that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 2:54

>>1
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 3:39

>>5
Tsk.

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-17 6:13

>>5
>>3
Did that, doesnt work.
>>2
Might consider.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 6:25

smoke weed everyday

it makes neurotypicals less annoying

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 7:43

Listen to music while going outside. The angelic voice of Weird Al Yankovic distracts me from the rampant idiocy of neurotypical society. I have a Zune.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 11:07

>>3
If you're superior, then how come you can't do a lot of stuff (e.g. get laid)????

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 11:56

>>10
Because girls are neurotypical so they hate us.  That's not an objective test.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 13:18

I'm an autist and I get laid every weekend. Theory disproved.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 15:18

>>11
Objectically speaking, it is. If you are indeed superior would that quality not display itself in every given situation in a consistent manner?

I can admit to being flawed, but in some respects that isn't a flaw, I mean, I don't want a popular existence. I'm loathed, but I don't loathe.

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-17 16:48

>>12
How did you do that? Rape?

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-18 9:34

Been outside again.

What do neurotypicals do other than just sitting and shit.

I mean what the fuck should one do outside? Is there any cleary defined goal? How should VIPPER proceed?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 9:37

is there a clearly defined goal for not sitting around outside?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 12:32

Do you go to any school? Invite your class-/coursemates over. When I did that, at first they were "wow, is that guy serious, he like never comes to parties", then they were "come on, free cheap booze". They will start bringing "bitches" soon enough. Just don't overdo it, you don't want a pack of wild guidos trampling your lawn. Two or three people is fine.

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-18 12:38

>>17
I dont go ANYWHERE and i have no friends.
Also i can never invite anyone over because my place looks like a junkyard LITERALY, people passing by make a weird look when they see my yard. Not to mention the way it looks inside.

I just feel dump for just walking around, sitting on benches and not doing shit.

The only plans i have for summer is to look fit and go to the beach or just chill in the park and shit. I just feel really dumb, like everyone would have something to do with their lifes and im just slacking around, ofcourse i know that this aint how it is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 14:22

>>18
Volunteer at your local cactus shelter.

Name: RedCream 2011-04-18 15:44

>>19
Be sure to fumigate against Mystical Mouse first.  It's necessary.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:53

>>18
Also i can never invite anyone over because my place looks like a junkyard LITERALY, people passing by make a weird look when they see my yard. Not to mention the way it looks inside.
Okay, a real autist (such as myself) would keep impeccable cleanliness in his personal environment. You're not a real autist, just a socially retarded faggot. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:54

>>21
Sounds like you've got OCD buddy. TRUE autists can space out for hours.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 16:00

Will the real autist please stand up, please stand up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 23:41

>>22
I'm not your buddy, pal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 3:51

ENTERPRISE AUTISM

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