I woke up this morning and got myself a beer
Name:
!L33tUKZj5I
2011-04-08 1:02
The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
Name:
VIPPER
2011-04-08 2:11
I couldnt sleep ate too much beans.
Also had those fantasies of torturing and killing humans in most brutal ways possible.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-08 2:26
I woke up with a monster hangover and I made myself some pancakes. I think I did something terrible to my flatmate when I was drunk last night.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-08 10:25
I woke up this morning and realized I shit the bed last night with my g/f sleeping next to me.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-08 17:38
I woke up this morning at 7 AM and realized I had to choose between the front or the back seat.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-08 17:58
I woke up this morning and I didn't wake up alone~
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-09 4:10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-09 4:22
I'm so Christian, I shit Jesus.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-09 5:33
>>8
That's terrible.....but it made me lol.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-09 5:37
>>7
Nope~
I did wake up alone today, though ;_;
Name:
Anonymous
2011-04-09 5:43
>>8
This just made me realize something. Catholics really do shit and piss Jesus in their minds, since they eat and drink him during communion.