Guess What

I'm Rick James, bitch.

http://armorgames.com/play/10116/the-visitor-massacre-at-camp-happy
I just ate myself, bitch.
I just ate a tree, bitch.
I just ate a picnic table, bitch
I just ate a mouse, bitch.
I just ate a squirrel bitch.
I can tear through trees and shit, bitch.
I just ate a pig, bitch.
I just ate a sparrow, bitch.
I can fly, bitch.
I just ate a turtle bitch.
I can swim, bitch.
I just ate a raccoon, bitch.
I just ate a hog, bitch
I'm fat as hell, bitch.
I just ate an otter, bitch.
I just ate a mountain lion, bitch.
I just ate a tent-wrapped-human, bitch.
HUMAN DEVOURED,BITCH!

Shit, I forgot that I ate a stork, bitch.

"This is green text?"

"green text"? WTF