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Homage to Knytt

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 5:46

I am Knytt.
I live in a log house.
I fight the machines.
They're draining my land.
I am Knytt.
I fight the machines.
I flip their switches.
It's what I do.
It's who I am.
I'm the Rambo of luddites.
I flip the machines
because somebody's got to do it.
I am Chewbacca.
I am a wookie.
I beat machines up
by flipping switches.
I am Chewbacca,
afraid of no one.
I'll flip your switches.
I'll turn you off.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 6:53

I know Knytt
I bet you haven't met him
But I met him
Knytt.
Knytt ain't shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 7:08

Knytt climbs walls,
and lurks in ceilings
like the deadliest ninja,
watching abominable cyber machinations
passing unaware beneath her.
She finds the machine
and turns it off.
The legend says:
Where there's a machine
there will one day come a Knytt
that will flip the switch
of its demise.
Whenever a machine is turned off,
you can be sure that it has met its knytt.
There will be a knytt in the machine.
Death to machines.
Knytt will rule surpreme over all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 9:54


"We need you, Knytt. *I* need you."

"I've put all that behind me. That ain't me anymore. I'm done."

"That's not true. You'll ALWAYS be Knytt, and you know it. This refuge, it's good to see that you've been keeping yourself busy, but no matter how far you run, you can't run from yourself. You can't run from the fact that deep down inside you're a KILLER."

"I'm sorry that you've come all this way just for me to let you down. I'm happy here."

"Knytt, there's a machine."

"A machine?"

"Yes, there's a machine. How the russians got their hands on it we don't know yet, but it's on. They have switched it on, and it's running, right now."

"Don't do this to me."

"...and if we send in a regular squad the russians will notice us, and they will probably get shot to hell, and we'd have an incident on our hands. ...but if if we send in one girl - just one girl... There's no other option, Knytt. It's either you or the machine, and I know you, Knytt. You ain't no quitter."

"When do we leave?"

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