VIPPER

Sup /lounge/.

Well, how to put this? I am bored of being a sperglord and shit, so i was considering engaging in neurotypical activities, like screwing chicks, sports and stuff.
So my question is if i were to be really buff, would i no longer be an autistic retard? Or better said would people no see me as a retard if i were buff and stuff?

I dont really care about losing my virginity and stuff, i just want something to pass the time. You know some chicks i could do sexy stuff with and play sick mindgames with them and of course so i would have something to jerk to(yeah i need 50 mins to ejaculate).
Or just to act like i would be in love with some whore and then fuck her sister in front of a camera in said chicks bed and post it on the internet and leak it to all my ``friends'' i would plan to ``make''.

Well the thing is, i dont have cash for shit. So obviously my options are somewhat limited, add up the fact that i want to quickly dissapear when i fuck up.

The only thing doing ´´outside'' that comes to my mind is jogging, swimming, chilling in the sun in the park and showing off my body. Other than that i have no idea whatsoever. Needless to say i have no friends other than /prog/ and /vip/, so most social activity is also out.

I will do this anyways since my normal activities piss me off. But i would still know what /lounge/ thinks of this and some tips if you would have any.
/vip/ is not a bit too VIP QUALITY to ask and /prog/s solution is to read SICP.

Actually that's probably terrible advice. Stick to facebook.

I think I can count the number of times I've walked up to a woman and initiated conversation on my genitalia. Lucky for me, in the past I usually met them through friends.
I've been living in a different city for the last two years though, so that has basically been shut off to me. Nothing wrong with scoring them from the internet, all the norms are here now too. Unfortunately.