I have God on my side

I guess most of you would love to have God on your side, but for me it's not that great. I get to see all my enemies smitten and damned for all eternity, and though it's the way they've chosen when they opposed me (and I've really, really tried to get them to repend before it's too late) I don't wish anyone God's punishment. Once you've seen what inevitably happens to your enemies when God gets hold of them, you'll realize that there are fate more horrible and cruel than probably anyone deserves. I wish I could save them somehow.

>>1
TROLL

>>2
TROLL

It's also kind of scary that no matter what you do or how well you hide your sins, God will ALWAYS get you in the end, maybe not in this life but in the next. I have a very good reason to fear and obey God. I don't want to end up like my enemies - in eternal suffering. Whatever Jesus did on the cross, he sure didn't forgive these people.
I'm standing on the shores of Hell, hearing the disobedient scream in anguish as they're burned alive. I wish there was something I could do. I'm not even christian. I'm an atheist. It's kind of ironic sometimes.

i heard you had god on your side.
so, is she hot?

>>5
Hot? If I personally think God's hot? Why would that matter? It would be like making love to cheese. Desire doesn't play into this.

>>6
question and even more questions. you couldn't even answer a simple question like "is she hot?"

you fucking prick

God hangs out on http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/index.php

True story.

>>7
Heh, did I avoid your little troll trap?
I suggest you pay attention in junior high, so you'll know what "capitalization" is, and then come back here when you're old enough.

I have seen God rip bodies apart.
I've seen God corrode the insides of children and assign them angels of punishment to suffer.
I've heard the neverending cries of torment.
If only you sinners could see what happens to those who disobey God, I wouldn't have to endure your screams.

>>10
That's G.W.Bush, not god...

>>1

I GOT TO KEEP THOSE BITCHES IN LINE!!! ITS ALL ABOUT CREDIBILITY!!!!!

PUNKS NEED TO BE SMITTED!!! IF I DIDNT THEY WOULD CONVERT TO OTHER LAME BELIEFS!!! I MEAN SCIENTOLOGY!!!! I NEED TO RIP TOM CRUISE A NEW ASSHOLE!!!

it's friday~

>>13
Standin outside on a Friday livin on tha edge,
'cuz we all got 'dem hard heads.
It's seems like we all are waitin,
For a drive by playin tag wit satan.
But we chillin yeah we ready and willin,
Ya hear about tha latest westside killin.
Forty sippin,
Set trippin,
Fo' dippin,
Get tha grip in,
Neva slippin.
BG's tryin tah hang out,
But OG said take ya little ass in tha house.
My big homey just got out,
Used tah be down now he's just crack ad.
He's bout hard as Darth Vada
In his sweat shirt, khakis and Chuck Taylors.
Just see him in the drive way,
Gettin beat like a smoka fool 'cuz it's Friday.

God whispers in my ear what he will do to those to wronged me. He whispers of firstborn possessed by devilry that won't die by knife or by strangulation, but will live forever in his name, and melting of their insides, and how he will always find them no matter where they flee or hide, because he sees everything and delights in crushing the wicked.
I've had sinners wail outside my home at night, begging me for mercy, but it's not up to me. I can't even begin to control what God does to you. There are secret ways, but I dare not speak them.
Then when God has burned away their souls, he raises their bodies as part of his undead army to slay more wicked.
I am indirectly responsible for all of this, but I can't help what I am. As an onryo I am bound to my fate.