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Cactus vs. Bush

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 21:14

Every girl thinks it's a good thing to remove their bush until their crotch looks like a little girl's. That might even be acceptable if you got used to it. Some people like fucking little girls. But that's not what you get. You get a pussy surrounded by red bumps and whiskers. It's a fucking cactus with a pimple breakout, not a natural bush. How the fuck is that considered sexy?

Who the fuck decided this was the correct way to do things? Congratulations, American girls. You finally accomplished your goal. You fucking bitches with your attitude problems, slutty behavior, and unappealing cactus vaginae have finally ruined any desire a good man would have for you. The breakdown of American civilization is imminent.

Fuck you, but not literally of course. I'm not sticking my dick anywhere near there. Now where's that link to the Chinese bride website...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 0:38

Cactus would win in a fight

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 0:55



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Name: Botanist 2011-03-22 14:14

Trimmed is the way to go. hair<=2cm = <3

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