How many glasses do you own?

I have 5, some of which not worn in a long time..

4, but I usually just drink from the bottle.

not too sure, maybe as much as your dick's length in inches.

[/spoiler]I never wear glasses[spoiler]

one pair of glasses

i dont know.youd have to ask my dad

Zero. I'm too greedy to visit doctor or by glasses. Therefore I like font, just like I like girls: 16+

I've been wearing the same pair of disposable contacts for about 2 years.  I'm too scared to go to the doctor and ask for more, and the online places won't ship any without a current prescription.  What, do they think I'm going to sell them on the black market?  Hey man you gotta try these lenses; they'll make you see crazy shit yo!

>>7
"white lawn" WTF

Two monocles.