FAO Bob

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

This thread just further proves that anyone born after the '80s is a raging faggot with awful taste in games.

>>1,2
I'm confused as to what's going on here.

>>3
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

>>3
Try turning up the volume on your radio, that usually helps.

F2BBS copypasta detected.
'Twas a good one though.

What's F2BBS?

>>7
http://f2bbs.com

>>7
futuba

>>7
Some asshole site that is filled with malicious stalkers. Seriously, you register a name and then get put on a spreadsheet by some wackaloon who tracks your every post.

Oh, and L33tUKZj5I takes it in the ass.

>>10
I  think you mean Robertjharsh.

Fucked up my tripcode...

GAY.

Test.

>>14
TEST FAILED

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