If I had my way

I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't

But you don't what?

Also, Back to 2003, please.

>>2
have my way.

Why 2003?

>>3
Because that's when Chappele's Show was relatively fresh.

* Chappelle's

If I had it my way everyone would be pious and humble and there would be no electronics, all modern conveniences are prisons that need to be purged from the planet.

I would be Amish but I'm not religious and the communities are too small.

>>6
Kaczynski?  is that you??

You'd all turn into mad shitters, besmirching model homes across the land.

Hey guys, I have a gambling problem, leased my car without haggling, and enjoy the services of high priced hookers...and I'm flat broke! Should I switch from name brand dryer sheets to store-brand to save on the cost? Will that fix my finances? Please help

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>>9
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