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so this guy takes his dog to the vet

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 1:32

The vet tells him, "we better get a cat scan."  What the fuck?  It's a dog, jackass.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 1:45

Well yes, that's why you have to scan for cats.  He's not going to swallow another dog.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 2:30

So his dog was sick because he ate a/too many cat(s)? That guy should put down that dumb mutt.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 2:32

Dogs eating cats, it's the natural order of things.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:45

That's why you pronounce it see aye tee scan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 4:35

>>5
You pronounce `a' as ``aye''? Where the hell are you from?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 5:03

>>6
Egypt.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 6:01

>>7
Are you the guy that punches queers in pubs?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 7:00

>>7
i heard there are great public parties there..

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:29

lol dicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:38

lol dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 2:16

The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.

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