Moobs

During my shower today, I was aroused by my own man boobs (moobs). I had to crank one out right then and there, even though I never masturbate in the shower. This was probably the first time I ever came in the shower.

I take this as a sign my moobs are too big. How do I get rid of them? I'm not even fat, I'm 6' 140lbs. I don't have any exercise equipment, will push-ups and crunches help?

Chin ups, too. Make sure you get a 5 lbs. bag of COCK too.

this is so fucking gay

>>3
you typed that with one hand

A quick google search reveals the text has been taken from http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fnss1/im_aroused_by_my_own_moobs/

>>1
_{Back to reddit, please}

>>5
Check the time-stamps.

>>6
tramp stamp ?

>>6
Thank you, fart man. I'm amused something I wrote sort of became copypasta even though it was poorly written and i was being completely serious. Also, lol @ the reddit poster's username: "moobro".