I Took A Shit In a Nigger's Mouth

Lastnight I was giving a poetry reading at a local bar, my poetry is really popular--people say I remind them of an early Kerouac. Sometimes when I read I like to put my hand down my pants and jerk myself off a little, it's hard to read and jerk at the same time though. When it's hard to read and jerk at the same time I bring my nigger slave up with me to stroke my cock as I read my poetry and as a show ender I punch her in the face, drop my pants and then shit all over her face and tits.

My mom sure does like it when I shit in front of her, but then again she's a muslim and them muslims sure do like to roll around in shit and fuck eachother in the shit covered mouth.

She's not my birth mom though, I was adopted after my parents were imprisoned for dealing crack to junior high school students, my dad sure did like those young girls, if you know what I mean.

So sometimes when I'm farting I think of my nigger slave and how much I sure would like to shit on her tits in fron of my shit covered muslim mom.

Here's a poem for you...

When we went skating in the garden of love
I shit my pants in the ocean of your eyes
And when we fuck in the bathroom
My cock gets hard
Thinking about your ass

And you like to eat my christmas shit
Tell me it's funny and green
But you are my nigger slave
And I'm your shit fucking machine.

Thank you for all the support.

This is probably the best post on the front page.

Poor.

That... was... beautiful. ;_;

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