/lounge/ - Joke thread.

Name: Bob 2011-01-20 19:29

When was the last time we had a good laugh?
Well, let's have on now!

Name: fart man 2011-01-20 19:33

So a neutron walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a drink.
After he finishes he asks, "How much will that be?"

The bartender replies "For you? No charge!"

Name: fart man 2011-01-20 19:43

oooh I got another one.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
a piiig

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 20:07

What's grey and looks great on police officers?

The World Trade Center

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 3:09

>>4
Semen!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 3:35

Q: How many Jews fit in a car?

A: A Volkswagon!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 5:34

A baby seal walked into a club.

That's the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 11:52

How do you tell an autistic nigger?

He will only steal bikes characterized by an arbitrary but complex arithmetic formula.

Name: fart man 2011-01-21 18:56

Q: Why don't blind people go sky diving?
A Because it scares the bajeebus out of the dogs!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 23:45

What did the blind man say to the fish market storefront?

Good afternoon, ladies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 1:26

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says "Your going to get lucky tonight!" the women goes "Wow, are you psychic?" the man replies, "No, just stronger than you."

so a man walks into a bar...
he walks to the bartender, orders a drink, sits down.
he checks out the girls, then leans to the guy next to him and says:
"I could have any one of those girls"
the guy replies "really? what's your secret?"
he leans in real close and whispers...
"i'm a rapist"

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 1:57

whats white and can't climb on trees?

you

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 1:58

whats white and can't climb on trees?

you

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 2:22

Whats african american and can't climb on trees?

me

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 2:22

Whats african american and can't climb on trees?

me

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 4:52

Who double posts and can't climb trees?

>>13-16

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 4:52

Who double posts and can't climb trees?

>>13-16

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 5:51

>>19
I don't get it.

Name: c_j 2013-01-27 19:19

^lesbian seagul

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 23:45

Who is 12 years old and just got dubs?

ME!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 0:58

>>17-18
oh god I'm crying

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 13:42

>>23
Nigger
>>25
Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 14:38

>>24
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 15:23

>>25
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 4:26

>>26
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 15:31

>>27
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 2:31

>>28
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 12:46

>>29
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 15:14

>>30
Tsk.

>>32
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 10:52

>>31
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 0:41

>>32
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 13:20

>>33
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 6:48

So Little Tomato and Big Tomato are walking down the road, then little tomato gets run over by a truck. Big tomato looks behind him and sees his only son's young, smashed corpse down there in the mud, he starts crying so much it feels like he's choking on his own tears and starts pulling his hair out, previously a very religious tomato he now curses the holy name of god for letting him exist in an existence that contains such agonies.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 0:58

>>35
WHERE'S THE JOKE, FAGGOT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 2:03

Knock knock, Lahey

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 2:59

>>37
Who's there?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 4:32

>>34
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 12:02

>>38
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 14:33

Sandy hook wanted more books, but all they got was magazines.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 15:28

>>41
omg it's called a clip don't you know anything

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-02-06 16:12

>>42
It's a clip on a gun, magazine on a rifle. duh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

hello

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

bye

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

why

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

when

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

who

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

you

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

know

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 16:13

what

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 3:05

is

Joke thread.

1 Name: Bob 2011-01-20 19:29

2 Name: fart man 2011-01-20 19:33

3 Name: fart man 2011-01-20 19:43

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 20:07

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 3:09

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 3:35

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 5:34

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 11:52

10 Name: fart man 2011-01-21 18:56

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 23:45

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 1:26

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 1:57

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 1:58

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17 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 4:52

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21 Name: c_j 2013-01-27 19:19

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 23:45

23 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 0:58

24 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 13:42

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 14:38

26 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 15:23

27 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 4:26

28 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 15:31

29 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 2:31

30 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 12:46

31 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 15:14

32 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 10:52

33 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 0:41

34 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 13:20

35 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 6:48

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