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ODing on custard

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 21:22

I have nothing left to live for, so I'm sitting here eating a whole bowl full of custard. How long do I have left?

Name: fart man 2011-01-19 21:35

If I was going to overdose on something, I would want to overdose on datura (or any other atropine containing plant). I feel that the delirium and the hallucinations involved would be a very insane and crazy final day on Earth.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 21:38

>>2
What would the point be? You would just black out, then probably run around naked and get arrested, then revived in the ER and then you'd come two 4 days later with a $40,000 hospital bill.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 21:45

Custard really is the way to go. It's not pleasant, but it makes one heck of a statement.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 21:47

>>4
People would just say "thank God, one less worthless fatass."

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 21:53

Be sure you mix it right: 17 parts custard to 7 parts of ordinary milk. About 24 times the reccommended intake should be enough, but there's no maximum dosage when ODing.

Name: fart man 2011-01-19 23:05

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I would lock my doors before hand. I would be too delirious to open the locks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 0:54

The moon has landed!

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