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Crippling fucking depression

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-18 19:20

We all get it every now and then, or at least I assume so. I won't go into the reasons why because they are boring and gay, but what do you guys do to cheer yourselves up?

Name: Nam.Shub 2011-01-18 19:24

Music and friends.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:30

Masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:33

Silence and solitude.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:45

Fuck depression, I don't give a fuck. When I'm feeling down I go slash some hobos and I immediately feel better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:46

>>2
Music sometimes worsens it. You can't help but put on music for your mood.
As for friends, they're good when they're there, but I live alone. They aren't always there. I much prefer it that way anyway, I spend most of my time away from people...I'm fine with being alone, but every now and then I get these funny moods.
>>3
I do, daily. I get laid every now and then too, lack of sex isn't really a problem.
>>4
I get enough of that too...

I don't know. I find myself trolling other sites and being really cruel to people, and that makes me laugh for a few seconds...but not for long. It's too easy, there's hardly any sport in it anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:49

Shitpost on /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:55

Abstinence

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:59

>>8
Are you crazy? I'm even more miserable when I don't fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 20:05

>>6
I find myself trolling other sites and being really cruel to people
Mother fucker.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 21:00

>>10
Why? These people need to learn how to not get trolled anyway, I'm providing a public service.

Name: Bob 2011-01-18 21:31

Imagine every enemy, every annoyance, every scumbag, shit licking, son of a bitch BURNING ALIVE.


Pardon the language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 22:11

Oh mah god

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 22:13

medication, but not to feel cheer, just to reset the system.  for cheer, amusing television programs.

Name: its down the street 2011-01-18 22:49

walk in the sun
watch a favorite movie for the over 9000th time
pet my cat
look into the eyes of a baby
whistle
pushups
ride my bike
window shop
take a book to the book store
draw
shut down boards and /b/lack out /b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 23:13

>>15
gb2livejournal

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 0:07

I find myself trolling other sites and being really cruel to people, and that makes me laugh for a few seconds...but not for long. It's too easy, there's hardly any sport in it anymore.
turns out you deserve your pain you pathetic failure. I suggest suicide. ASAP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 7:34

i prance and i dance, and i skip in the meadows and i swim in the sea and the river, and i climb the mountains and run through the valleys with the fresh air cleansing my body and mind and soul, and i dance in the rain, and lay in the sun, and look up at the clear blue sky. and fap

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:03

>>17
Look, it's not like I'm going in a disney chatroom and calling them cunts. Some people though...they need to learn to handle dark humour better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:06

no suicide for primes

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:06

suicide is literally the only option unavailable to primes

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:16

>>20-21
Best posts in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:42

>>19
rationalizes being "cruel"
Just kill yourself already.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:52

>>23
Tell me something about yourself, anon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 8:55

>>24
My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 9:06

>>25
I doubt the veracity of this statement.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 9:13

>>26
My name is Mike and I'm a kike.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 10:26

>>27
My name's Paul, and this is between y'all

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 10:37

Hi, this thread is all about depression, REAL DEPRESSION.  This thread is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about depression.  This mood is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Depression is a low mood.
2.    Depression makes you feel shit ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the depression is to flip out and kill yourself.



Testimonial:

Depression can kill anyone it wants!  Depression cut off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This disease is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this depression who infected this man at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the depression killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a depressive person totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Depression!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 17:07

Play video games.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 17:11

>>28
My name is Tyrone and I rape white wimmen alone.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 17:31

cum drinks

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 17:35

Nothing, usually. That's why I'm depressed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 17:40

Depression is a disorder that cripples the mind and it's perceptions.  Suicide and other incidents can result so beware..

http://joe-renaissanceman.blogspot.com/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 17:42

>>34
Yes, just say no to depression. And if you can't, always make sure you never inhale when offered depression.

Name: fart man 2011-01-19 17:51

I only get depressed when I am crashing from meth or d-amp. When I'm crashing I feel so unmotivated, and I feel so lonely. When friends come over I'm too unsociable to talk or hang out and I usually ask them to leave.

How do I fix it? I don't. I try to listen to music but it just makes me depressed. Then I try and masturbate but I then get sad that I'm so alone. When I try and talk to people I get sad that I'm such an antisocial loser.

Also more amphetamines make me more depressed. The best way to fix a meth crash is to just sleep it off, taking more does nothing other then stimulate you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 18:12

>>36
Smoke some datura. That'll stop the depression, at least.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 18:19

>>36
lol white trash junkie

Name: evelyn !lnz9ij4Sjo 2011-01-19 18:22

I'm always depressed. Most the time however I can ignore it through programming/reading/writing/drawing/piano etc. When I'm inactive for a few hours it comes back and I want to kill myself.

Name: fart man 2011-01-19 18:24

>>#&
Atropine isn't really effective when smoked. Every time I have ever done datura it was in the form of tea or eaten directly.

>>#*
I'm not really an addict. I limit my meth use to once a week. I take adderall as prescribed everyday, and I don't really abuse it, as meth is more enjoyable then adderall.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 18:24

>>39
lol liberal jew faggot

Name: evelyn !lnz9ij4Sjo 2011-01-19 18:28

>>41
I'm Korean but okay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 18:39

>>42
THE STEREOTYPE STILL FITS

Name: evelyn !lnz9ij4Sjo 2011-01-19 18:45

>>43
God damn it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-19 22:23

>>40
Dude, once a week is too often for meth. Take it easy, that shit throws you way out of balance.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 0:55

>>41
Dude, what!  No!  Bad!

Name: fart man 2011-01-20 19:41

>>$%

Actually the general rule of thumb is meth is safe to do every two days. However most people take longer then that because they don't want to get addicted. I've been doing meth once a week for the past 9 years so I don't see the problem.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-20 20:40

Meth is retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 5:54

Meth, not even once a week.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 5:59

Read Yotsuba

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 8:01

If you even do meth once you're a freakin idiot.

Name: Shitfaced John 2011-01-21 8:28

>>50
Motherfucker I completely forgot about that one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:09

>>47
To break the shallow idiocy of the previous three posters, I'd like to ask your personal reasons for doing it at all.

Name: fart man 2011-01-21 18:43

>>$*
More like the stereotype of meth is retarded. Meth is possibly the most euphoric drug in the world, and the stimulation is incredibly useful for doing objects that I normally couldn't do because of my short attention span.

Some fun things to do on Meth:
1. Clean your room
2. Read a book (Kurt Vonnegut is an amazing author)
3. Write music
4. Masturbate for 6-8 hours
5. Go for a walk
6. Compile lists
7. Talk to people
8. Write down your thoughts.

Meth puts you in such a motivated mood. Other then the addictive nature of the drug I see nothing wrong with it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 23:49

>>54
Jeepers, I guess no one did a fuckin thing before meth

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 0:04

>>54
3. Write music
I'd like to hear some of your music, fart man. I have a lot of DPH inspired tunes, but I only have internet on my phone so my newer stuff isn't online.

Name: fart man 2011-01-22 1:55

>>%^
I write all my music on paper, but I would love to one day move my music onto the computer. I compose mostly for solo cello.

Maybe I will upload a piece, later.

>%%
I wouldn't do things like that because of ADD. Meth is used as a cure for ADD (It's sold under the name DESOXYN). So yeah, even though you are trying to make a retarded point, it ended up being right (in this case).

Also if that didn't make any sense it's because i'm blazed off my ass.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 4:47

>>57
cello
You wouldn't happen to be Asian, would you?

Name: fart man 2011-01-22 14:53

>>%*
No no no, I'm from Florida. Stringed instruments are my favorite though, and the cello is my favorite stringed instrument, mainly because the 6 cello suites by Bach and the 30 cello concertos by Vivaldi.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 16:43

>>59
implying there are no Asians in Florida

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 17:27

Take a month away from your town and enjoy life aboard this beautiful houseboat:

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/minnesota/minnesota-houseboat-rental

Name: fart man 2011-01-22 17:31

>>^)
No, I was just saying that I was born here in Florida and I am pretty sure my family is of German descent.

also
implying

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 21:17

>>60
No, there are Americans in Florida. Asians live in Asia. You realize Asian doesn't mean slanteyed yellow people, right? You realize there are others in Asia, like brown Indians, right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 21:23

>>63
So when someone from China moves to Florida, they become American and cease being Asian? And yes I know there are brown Asians, my mom is from Thailand, what does that have to do with anything?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 21:49

>>64
So when someone from China moves to Florida, they become American and cease being Asian?
Do they still live in Asia? No? Then they aren't Asian.

my mom is from Thailand, what does that have to do with anything?
I don't know, why did you bring it up? Who was talking about mothers?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 22:03

>>65
Asian is an ethnicity, American is a nationality. They are not mutually exclusive. Also, check my dubs, you aspie fuckwad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 22:47

>>66
Asia is a place you silly ass, there is no ethnic group called "the asians".  And, American means you are citizen of any country in the Americas such as Ecuador.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 23:02

>>66
Asian is an ethnicity
No, it's not.

>>67
American means you are citizen of any country in the Americas such as Ecuador.
Like anyone, including the people themselves, calls South Americans and the like 'American'. Stop being an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 23:05

>>68
People that live there do.  The USA doesn't have dibs on the term.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 23:22

>>68
Ok, Asian is a race, but you know what I meant. If you think someone can't be Asian and American at the same time you're retarded.

Incidentally, South Americans do consider themselves americanos in the same sense people from Europe consider themselves European. They use estadounidense for US citizens, which is like saying Unitedstatesian.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 1:12

Asian and American at the same time?  Like being a dual citizen of one country in Asia and another in America?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 1:15

>>71
Like being of the Asian race and an American citizen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 2:22

>>72
Asian isn't a race though.  It's a place name identifier.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 2:37

>>73
It's a colloquial term for the mongoloid race. It's actually vastly preferred due to the stigma of the word "mongoloid."

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 3:20

>>74
Ohh, I think you mean oriental.  Like, the Chinese and others with slitty eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 11:07

>>75
das schlitzaugen

Name: ABDOLF HITCOLN !rMlUe2fSrQ 2012-01-21 22:11

Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 23:45

Fap
Cry
Repeat

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 0:34

apathy numbs the pain

stop caring about anything and you will no longer be depressed

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 0:40

L33tUK is such a ninny.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-22 2:20

The bigger ninny is who bumped this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 4:20

>>81
You mean >>77? I agree, what a swarthy cunt he is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 6:37

hurr I thought those guys were posting from the future

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 10:15

Do some programming, it's rewarding, you'll feel good.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 15:16

   I'M /LOUNGE/
   SON OF A BITCH /PROG/
   /PROG/ IS PIG
   DO YOU WANT C++?
   DO YOU WANT A DEVICE DRIVER?
   /PROG/ IS PIG DISGUSTING
   LISP IS A MURDERER
   FUCKING /PROG/

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-22 16:15

i'm a faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 16:58

>>1
sage your posts

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 18:45

check 'em

Name: T I, 2012-01-22 18:54

HOLD ALL THESE LIMES

~o~

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 19:10

>>89
Try a basket not only will you be able to hold these limes you will also be able to pickup more with your free hand.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 19:41

Where are you l3tuk I am worried!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 1:21

There should be an ``Official Ask L33tUK Questions Thread''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 1:44

~u~

LIMES

Name: RedCream 2012-01-23 2:08

>>93
How many limes? How can you hold all of those?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 2:26

>>94
With a basket.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-23 6:31

>>92 I have a formspring. formspring.me/withnail81

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 6:58

>>96
Are you sure that's you? It doesn't say !L33tUKZj5I anywhere.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-23 7:39

>>97 Have a day off mate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 8:03

>>98
Stop speaking in riddles man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 16:47

When I'm feeling depressed I play ridiculous Japanese games involving shrine maidens and fairies. I also play them when I'm not feeling depressed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 17:28

When I'm feeling depressed, I drink, then I fantasise about murdering the person who's responsible for this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 2:52

She's beautiful, she reminds me of my hamster.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 4:01

>>100
Back to /jp/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 2:31

masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 8:23

>>101
What happens when you realize that, deep down, it's all of society's fault?

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