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My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

This kid I know weighs 450 pounds and is morbidly obese. I'm surprised he hasn't died from it yet. He's only 17. A few of my friends and I went over to his to keep him company since his parents were out of town. He wanted someone to play PS3 with him so we were happy to oblige.

Around 20 minutes into a game of Resistance, the kid goes "i'll be right back, i gotta take a crap." and walks off. I noticed he grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next disgusted me beyond all reason.

From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows the fat kid a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still haunts me to this day:

"He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can't clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up.

>>1
Fake!

the man and woman are having sex, they get struck by lightning, his penis is melted to her, he is awoken by a noise and sees a bear eating the girls head while they are attached, and after it leaves he has to drag himself and the connected girl to the highway for help

The teens went to the Pharmacy and tried to buy sleeping pills (or something to that effect) in the hopes that they would overdose and die. The person working at the pharmacy was a friend of one of the teens and gave them laxatives instead.

The teens drove to some Inn, locked themselves in, tossed the keys out the window, made sweet love, and then shared the pills. Instead of falling into an endless sleep, they woke up defecating everywhere uncontrollably. They ended up dying of dehydration.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=404545&x=Torn+ass

A most powerful king was pleased when one brother of two had killed many animals while the other had killed only plants.  The killing of conscious beings was most pleasing to the king, for he had blood lust.  His blood lust did only multiply as his subjects grew more populous, and their rude ways displeased him so much that he caused the sky to rain for so long than most living beings upon the earth fuckin' drowned.

>>1
How preposterous!  If he threw up so much he would not be fat!

>>7
He absorbs that through the anus.

I know a guy who fucked pastries on a regular basis and then ate them.

>>9
I wonder what it's like to do such a thing. I haven't attempted it myself, and probably never will, but it sounds rather fascinating as to why someone would do it.

>>10
well as they say in Arabia, "a women for children, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstacy"  ... so maybe a pastry can do the trick too.. hmm thinking about it I imagine fucking a cool melon in the sweltering heat of the ad-Dahna is mind-blowing, but fucking a pastrie on an overcast Monday morning in south london isn't quite so good.

>>11
But do they eat the melons afterwards?

>>1
Unbelievable, if you can walk you can still wash yourself.
>>3
Unbelievable, why would only the penis melt?
>>4
Unbelievable, they would just have to look 5 seconds at the box to see that they were given laxatives and not sleeping pills.
>>6
Plagiarized from the Bible.
>>9
This I can believe.

I had a horrible case of food poisoning and projectile vomited all over my bedroom, including the ceiling, before running to the bathroom for the rest of the experience.
I wrote a more detailed account of what led to that here (warning, GROSS after about 1/2 way through)

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978025600

don't mind me i'm just passing though and killing off phoners

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Mi amigo tiene una de las más inquietantes, asquerosos hábito de pooping que nunca.

Este chico pesa 450 libras y tiene obesidad mórbida. Me sorprende que no ha muerto todavía. Sólo tiene 17 años. Algunos de mis amigos y yo fuimos a su casa ya que sus padres estaban fuera de la ciudad. Quería alguien con quien jugar PS3 con él así que estuvimos encantados de hacerlo.

Despues de 20 minutos de un partido de Resistance, el niño dice "ya regreso, tengo que cagar". y se va. Me di cuenta de que él agarró un balde grande, que me pareció extraño. Lo que pasó después me disgustó más allá de toda razón.

Desde el baño, oí un rugido grande, como una especie de bestia. Le pregunté a uno de mis amigos que conoce el niño gordo mucho mejor que yo lo que estaba pasando. Su respuesta todavía me persigue hasta hoy:

"Lleva un balde al baño porque el olor siempre le hace vomitar. Toda la mierda crujiente y el sudor del culo atrapados en los pliegues de la grasa han estado decayendo durante meses porque no puede limpiarse. Tan pronto como se le cae los pantalones, el hedor mierda/sudor llena el cuarto de baño y comienza a vomitar.

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