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Our future

Name: !buNgmeatTI 2011-01-10 18:09

2017-
England government collapses, riots break out and mass murder ensues. Islamic extremists see this as an opportunity to strike.

2019-
The UK divides and England assimilates to Islamic society. Groups for and against Islam form, creating frequent violent battles.

2024-
The European Union falls.

2031-
Much of Europe experiences starvation and extreme poverty.

2035-
Australia becomes a major manufacturer of goods and begins to create a name for itself with its new found wealth

2037-
Australia seizes England and occupies most of Europe.

2040-
N.Korea nukes Brisbane and Adelaide, along with the British Islands and Ireland. Canada responds with declaring war. Canada and Australia form an alliance.

2041-
China forms a coalition with N.Korea. Canadian and Australian forces weaken.

2042-
The Chinese/N.Korean coalition conquers Canada and Australia. The world now consumes Chinese meat and dairy products and speaks Vietnamese.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 18:13

I thought the world was supposed to end in 2012?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 19:04

You predicted this, yet the best tripcode you could come up with is "bung meat"?

Your results are dubious at best.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 19:26

I guess America just sits back and watches in your scenario, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 23:29

>>3
bung meat Texas Instruments.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 2:10

2047-
Korean hookers are literally a dime a dozen now, if you can scrounge up ten cents you can buy twelve korean whores.

So the only thing that affects me is getting cheap hookers, sounds good to me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 6:08

>>5
Fair enough.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 20:03

Wait, Australia and Canada doing things? Inconceivable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 0:21

>>8
dudes do things in your mom's ass, so why not

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 16:22

2053 - Turkey and Indonesia get pissed at damn arab muslims ruining the name of islam and form a coalition with the USA, kick some major butt, and reform the world

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 17:17

>>10
No.

>>1
Australia is turning into China, banning everything to keep its people ignorant. Or hell, even stupid things like small breasts and female ejaculation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 17:25

What will happen to New Zealand ??!!!!

Name: !buNgmeatTI 2011-01-12 18:30

>>3
Let's see you come up with a 8 letter tripcode!

>>4
Yes, it is beautiful.

>>12
New Zealand was wiped out by a contained virus along with environmental disasters in 2013.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 4:26

>>11
Australia is turning into China, banning everything to keep its people ignorant. Or hell, even stupid things like small breasts and female ejaculation.

China only censors stuff that is harmful to the government, not shit like this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 18:37

The world ends in 2012 so none of this will happen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 1:06

>>13
You think ``coming up'' with ``bung meat'' is an accomplishment? Is that seriously the only thing you were able to make?

Name: !buNgmeatTI 2011-01-14 1:29

>>16
I don't think, I know. Seems like you're awfully jealous of it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 1:45

*laughing at 16 for being jealous*

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 2:39

Hey it seems >>16 has some jelousy regarding something today

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 2:44

>>17-19
Hello, same individual.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 5:43

I hate marijuana users.

I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of my Straight Edge brethren would sympathize with me.

Why do I hate them?

-They are breaking the law.
-They are using a substance that is more cancer-causing than tobacco and more harmful to the brain than alcohol.
-They make up bullshit lies about marijuana being a relatively safe substance and being useful for medicinal purposes despite the fact that there are tons of studies proving otherwise.
-They are influencing the mass media and our culture into condemning anyone who doesn't do drugs and glamourizing this poisonous deliriant of a drug.
-They verbally harass and condemn everyone who doesn't smoke weed.

I would also like to make clear that everyone who thinks weed should be legalized is a pot smoker. And I'm sure none of you Straight Edgers associate with anyone who smokes weed. Thanks for understanding where I'm coming from.

http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/drugfact/marijuana/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 6:27

<-- check out my doubles!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 15:53

>>20
WRONG!! I was 18.
>>21
u mad?

Name: Dr. Frued 2011-01-14 18:19

It's clear to me that >>16 has an issue with "bung meat."
This, no doubt, stems from a lack of compassion from his siblings during the formative years of 4 through 11.
Repeated enemas given to him during adolescence also seems to be a factor.

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