/lounge/ - Predict the news for tomorrow

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 11:26

In this thread we will come up with plausible news stories that could appear on the BBC tomorrow.

North Korea unleashes hate filled wrath after South Korean president mocks Kim Jong Il's girth

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 11:33

China throws a few Japs on the barbie and explains to popular media outlets that they just left early!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 13:54

>>1
*Corea

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 14:26

[b][i]Black man to sue to government for slavery reparations.[b][i]

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 14:37

Gbagbo orders the military to storm Ouattara's hotel, resulting in riots and dozens of deaths across the country.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 16:53

>>3
In English, we write Korea.

As for me I think I know already what it would be:
Kids go drink / drive home / kill others or themselves.
Should be the same in almost every countries.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 17:56

An area the size of Texas has been completely devastated by bushfires and floods in Australia. 9 people needed to be evacuated.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 17:59

College girl "raped" by multiple men after drinking too much.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 19:28

[b]Nigger commits crime against white family.[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 20:15

Teen with no life shits up Lounge with racism and bitterness.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 20:26

>>10
I read the first few words as "Tree with no leaf" - a misinterpretation which, nonetheless, is somewhat metaphorically applicable here.

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