oulets report news FULL DAY BEFORE

Yes, I found this at Google News early December 31:
Underage drinking causes jump in emergency-room visits on New Year's
Los Angeles Times - Linda Shrieves - ‎10 hours ago‎
The number of emergency-room visits caused by underage drinking swells more than 250 percent on New Year's Day, according to a federal government study.
Underage Drinking Soars on New Year's Day WebMD
Drunk minors flood ER at New Year's CBC.ca
Fox News - Tampabay.com - U.S. News & World Report - WBAY
all 90 news articles

There's just one problem:  THESE REPORTS ARE A FULL DAY BEFORE THEY COULD HAVE HAPPENED

This is a disgusting widespread conspiracy among 90 news outlets to somehow have the news before it could have happened.  It appears that there was a slip-up and some news got out before it was due.  How much of the news is really controlled and decided before it happens?  Who is making things happen?

Because this is the first time ever we had a December 31nd, right?

31nd
I laughed.

OP is a dangus.

>>2
do you really think they are reporting on 366-day old news?

>>5
Go to news.google.com
search for underage drinking

The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration reported Thursday an estimated 1,980 emergency room visits involved underage drinkers on New Year's Day in 2009. That figure was far higher than the daily average of 546 and visits on Memorial Day (676) and the Fourth of July (942).

Herp

>>6
that's some slow as shit reporting